Revolve Jokes
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Short revolve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The revolve humour may include short revolution jokes also.
- My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
- My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
- How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
- My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(
- How does kanye west screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
- What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head.
- My wife hated the new expensive revolving chair that I bought but then she sat on it. Eventually….she came around.
- How does Trump change a light bulb? He holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the universe to revolve around him.
- How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in.
- How does Karen change a light bulb? She puts it in and waits for the world to revolve around her
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Revolve One Liners
Which revolve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with revolve? I can suggest the ones about circle back and rotation.
- What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun? A revolver.
- I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies, how silly of me.
- A guy at my work caught a bug from a revolving door. It's going around.
- Revolving doors must get frustrated. They're always going around in circles
- I'm not fat... I just love it when the whole world revolves around me.
- What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance
- Chuck Norris is so strong... ... he can close revolving doors.
- What did Earth say to the Sun? My life revolves around you!
- When one door closes another one opens. Except a revolving door they don't open or close.
- Why did the zombie hunter shoot the revolving door? To stop it from turning.
- A Star was complaining about their child... "my Sun thinks the world revolves around him"
- You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did.
- Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person.
- All my party planning skills revolve around exit strategies.
- Dad: What do you think? The world revolves around you?! Me: Yes. I'm your son!
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What funny jokes about revolve you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reach around jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make revolve pranks.
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
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How many teens does it take to change a light bulb
1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them
How does a narcissist change a lightbulb?
They hold on to it and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Being a 6'3 comedian...
a lot of my jokes revolve around short people. However, after receiving multiple complaints, ive decided to stop making short jokes now.
I'm above that.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. She holds it still and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How does a narcissist unscrew a lightbulb?
They just hold on to it and let the whole world revolve around them.
How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one.
She holds it in place, and lets the world revolve around her.
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How does a feminist screw in a lightbulb?
She holds it and waits for the world to revolve around her
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How does a Karen change a lightbulb?
She holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
My mom once told me "the world doesn't revolve around you"
So I told her "I guess I'm not your Sun"
"Egocentric" is an anagram of "Geocentric"
I guess the world really does revolve around me...
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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds up the lightbulb and wait for the world to revolve around her
How many Mac owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He or she just stands there holding the bulb out waiting for the world to revolve around them..... or goes out and buys an adapter first to make the bulb compatible!
How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.
He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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How many Karens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, she placed it in the socket and expects the world to revolve around her.
I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered
But the world does revolve around him
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How many douches does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
I'm pretty sure my dad believes in the geocentric theory.
The other day he even said, "The world doesn't revolve around you, son".
How many Macintosh division employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One
The Macintosh division employee holds up the lightbulb and expects the universe to revolve around it.
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Big b**... School Bully Get's Scolded
Teacher: Timmy, the world doesn't revolve around you!
Me in the back row: Get any fatter and it will!
People always say the world doesn't revolve around me
It does if I stand on the north pole
Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around?
Ban Ki-Earth.
