Revolutionary Jokes

Funniest Revolutionary Short Jokes

Short revolutionary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The revolutionary humour may include short rebellious jokes also.

1. Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "croatia" ..it has lot's of support but no cup
2. Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's sky was invented already.
3. Apple have come up with a new revolutionary eye patch for pirates. It's called the iEye patch.
   (I'm sorry)
4. How many Apples does it take to change a light bulb? Two
   One to change the bulb
   The other to sell the iBulb for $600 and claim it's "revolutionary"
5. The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away.
6. Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries? They know resistance is a waste of energy.
7. Let them eat Cake Marie Antoinette started the body positivity movement. Quite revolutionary.
8. Somebody asked me about my thoughts on Assassin's Creed III... I told him that it's a pretty revolutionary game.
9. How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon? They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"
10. What is the difference between the American Revolutionary War and several cows being launched into space? One was the shot heard around the world and the other is a herd shot around the world.

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Revolutionary One Liners

Which revolutionary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with revolutionary? I can suggest the ones about radical and french revolution.

1. Which historical invention was the most revolutionary? The wheel :)
2. Why did the dictator ban carousel rides in his country? He deemed them revolutionary.
3. What does the revolutionary dove say? Coup, coup!
4. Where do revolutionary chickens live? The chicken coup!
5. Rifling changed firearms forever. It was revolutionary.
6. I don't get why people say xxxtentacion is so revolutionary. Chris brown beat him to it.
7. Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary.
8. Has anyone heard of the invention of the wheel? It was revolutionary
9. Why does nobody trust communist revolutionaries? They always raise a few red flags.
10. Have you seen the new globe they're making? It's revolutionary
11. Those French revolutionaries They must be fun at parties.
12. Somebody told me about a revolutionary new music meme. I said "Yep, what a concept."
13. What was Benedict Arnold's occupation before the Revolutionary War? Futures Trader.
14. What a terrible day in Boston When New England lost to Patriots in the revolutionary war.
15. Apple is reinventing the wheel. It's going to be Revolutionary!

Revolutionary War Jokes

Here is a list of funny revolutionary war jokes and even better revolutionary war puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the academic become a civil war recennactor in his back garden? It allowed him to be revolutionary in his field.
• America is really good at fighting red things. We fought Redcoats in the Revolutionary War, the Reds in the Cold War, and r**... in the Civil War.
• My great great great great great uncle during the revolutionary war was quoted for his famous last words, saying... "That s**... can't hit the broad side of a ba...."

Comical Revolutionary Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about revolutionary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean groundbreaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make revolutionary pranks.