The Best 50 Reviews Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reviews jokes. There are some reviews deals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reviews evaluation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reviews Jokes and Puns

Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 released an album together.

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Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...

They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.

A day in court....

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce?"

"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "Well one story is I have a headache and the other story is It's that time of the month!"

Reviews joke, A day in court....

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan..

All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.


I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism...

It varies from person to person.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Reviews joke, Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

God had asked Jesus and the Devil to type out their quarterly reviews...

They are almost finished when suddenly, the power goes out. When it comes back on and they reboot their desktops, the Devil's screen is blank while Jesus's reviews stayed intact. Frustrated, the Devil asks Jesus why he still has his reviews. Jesus's response, "Jesus saves."

Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon?

They never have positive reviews.

I'm writing a book called "Stop Overreacting"

If it receives any negative reviews, I'm going to kill myself.

What kind of how-to book is the hardest to sell?

Suicide. You'll only get negative reviews.

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Why is working a suicide prevention hotline such an uplifting job?

Win or lose, you get no bad customer reviews.

Why do Hispanic performance reviews take so long?

They spend too much time on their GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALSSSS

I took an epileptic girl to a rave

I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.

A german man goes to Poland. Crossing the border, the guard asks reviews his documents.

Pole: Name?

German: Hans Guttermark

Pole: Age?

German: Neunundzwanzig.

Pole: Occupation?

German: *smiles* Nein, just visiting!

Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices?

I heard he's a seasoned expert.

Reviews joke, Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices?

You know the razor blade works...

when there are no reviews for it on Amazon.

I was looking for some razor blades on amazon today

I assume the ones with no reviews are the best.

Syria has a lot of nice reviews

Everyone says they got blown away.


Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?

Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

Hitler goes to France

As he reaches the immigration desk, the clerk reviews his passport and asks, "Name?"

The fuhrer whispers, "Adolf Hitler"

"Occupation?"

Hitler shakes his head... "No, just visiting".

Whats the single most important metric in brothel reviews?

Most bang for your buck

A cop stoped a guy for speeding

"license and registration," he asked. After handing them over, the cop reviews his license, looks at his face, and says, "it says here you need glasses". The guy politely protested, "officer, I have contacts". The cop shot back, "I don't care whom you know; you still have to wear your glasses".

The reviews for The Disaster Artist are coming in

They have received, oh, hi Marks

That's the problem with writing books about suicide techniques

... you only get negative reviews.

Interviewer: have you done any public service?

Me: I write product reviews online for mostly everything I buy.

The latest reviews for The Room are in...

overall it's got hi marks.

Well played Mr Trump

If you googled 'Trump' and 'shithole' before this week, the only thing that came up were hotel reviews.

Just been reading some reviews of the solar system

Can't believe it only got 1 star.

A new restaurant opened in space!

Mixed reviews so far. The food is over the moon, but prices are sky high and there's no atmosphere at all.

A vacuum cleaner company removed their latest model from stores a week after launch,

All user reviews said that it sucked.

I recently opened a combination sandwich shop/mini golf course

I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par

I found a noose online that claimed to have a 100% success rate

They must have been right because there were no customer reviews

You are unlikely to see negative reviews when shopping online for Parachutes

Know what I mean!!!

If any such review you find out, let me know. LOL

Why don't aliens visit the solar system

They look at the reviews and see it only has 1 star

If you want to hang yourself and still need a rope...

... take the one without any customer reviews. It should be the best for the job.

I was going to buy a chastity belt until I checked the reviews online.

Customer satisfaction was terrible.

I wanted to buy a blender off the internet but I didn't

because it had mixed reviews.

why have aliens never visited our solar system?

because they saw the reviews only had 1 star

I wanted to buy a noose on Amazon...

But there are no reviews for it...

Did you hear about the battery salesman?

He charged too much but got positive reviews.

Why haven't aliens come to our solar system?

They checked our reviews.

One star.

There was a man who loved to strangle people for money.

He was offering people a fair price in gold for them to be strangled by his mighty hands, and as a request, he asked his customers to write a review of his work. And all the reviews said:

Thanks for the gold, kind strangler!

Why havent aliens visited us

They looked at the reviews, we were rated 1 star

How do you evaluate a urinal?

Peer reviews

Why has our solar system never been visited by aliens?

Bad reviews; only one star.

Credit's to Sebastion Elytron; where ever you may be.

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews.. only 1 star

Did you see the reviews for the restaurant on the moon?

Great view, but no atmosphere.

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews... but we only had one star

I opened an egg restaurant that only serves the best eggs.

It's getting a lot of 1 star reviews despite us barely getting any customers though so if you're in the Bay area, checkout "Whites only" and help us out!

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