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Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Reviews? Well here is a complete list of Reviews to have fun with:

Why haven't Aliens visited our Solar System yet? ...

They looked at the reviews...
Only 1 star.

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system?

They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.

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An engineer dies and goes to heaven...

The engineer found himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter looked him up in the book, and found that he was destined for the other place. The engineer protested that this must be a mistake, and that he had lived a righteous life, going to church every week, being faithful to his wife etc. to no avail.

About 6 weeks later God reviews the lists and realizes that the engineer has been sent to the wrong place. So he rings up Lucifer and demands that the engineer be sent up. Lucifer says "NO WAY. This guy was the best thing to ever happen here. He's got the AC working, we have running water and cable now too, and next week he thinks we will get internet access and an ice cream machine." God is pissed and yelling says "I'll sue". Lucifer says "ya okay, but where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism...

It varies from person to person.

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A day in court....

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce?"

"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "Well one story is I have a headache and the other story is It's that time of the month!"

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Matthew McConaughey and Andre 3000 released an album together.

The reviews were
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Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce...

The judge reviews the case and looks at Mickey. He says, "I understand you're upset son, but insanity is not a cause for divorce." Mickey looks at the judge and replies "I never said she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy."

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Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan..

All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.

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Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

"People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Going to see the new batman tonight,

heard it got killer reviews.

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Why did the stand-up comedian get such bad reviews?

He was sitting.

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Peaty the Hilarious Clown

A kid is deathly afraid of clowns. So for his birthday his parents hire "Peaty the Hilarious" a clown with amazing reviews on the internet to come perform for his birthday party. His parents hope that having an enjoyable clown will help him get over his fear of clowns. Peaty the Hilarious arrives 10 minutes late to a bunch of whiny kids and parents, gets out of his hilariously small car, marches right up to the birthday boy then growls at him and punches him in the face before beating the dad and taking his wallet and leaving. Because clowns are freaking evil and internet reviews are full of shit.

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CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best reviews jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty reviews gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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