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161 reverse jokes and hilarious reverse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reverse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get your mind ready for a chuckle! This article looks at how reverse psychology is implemented in jokes, as well as a variety of other forms of reverse humor. Learn about 'reverse viola', 'reverse mortgage', 'reverse Yo Mama' jokes, 'reverse flash', 'reverse parking', 'SNL Reverse' and more! Read on to explore the exciting world of backward humor and experience the ultimate reversal of laughs!

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Popular Reverse Short Jokes

Short reverse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reverse humour may include short rear jokes also.

  1. The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing
  2. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
  3. I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene
  4. Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says... "Ah, that takes me back."
  5. Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tear to my eyes I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.
  6. I was reversing my car in the garage and asked my son to spot me, and let me know when I hit the wall. I heard a bang. "3:45 PM", he said.
  7. Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache.
  8. I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident
  9. Wife and I fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper. So our therapist suggested we try the other person's way for a week.
    You know, roll reversal.
  10. What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car

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Reverse One Liners

Which reverse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reverse? I can suggest the ones about revolution and rotate.

  1. Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again.
  2. If you drive a subaru in reverse, what are you? U r a bus
  3. I get nostalgic when reversing my car It always takes me back
  4. *Reversing the car* Dad: ahh, this takes me back
  5. Just remember, voting is like driving! D to go forward, R to go in reverse.
  6. I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it.
  7. WHAT DID THE DAD SAY WHEN HE PUT THE CAR IN REVERSE?! Man this takes me back.
  8. What happens if you sing country music in reverse? You get your wife and job back.
  9. My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp But reverse psychology doesn't work on me
  10. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out
  11. As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself... This takes me back.
  12. Why can't elvis drive his car in reverse? He's dead
  13. I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds
  14. How many gears does a french tank have? 6, 1 forward and 5 reverse.
  15. I have just completed writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.

Reverse Psychology Jokes

Here is a list of funny reverse psychology jokes and even better reverse psychology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I didnt learn anything in college... I guess it was kind of my fault though. I double majored in psychology, and reverse psychology.
    (Stolen from BJ Novak)
  • I just finished a book on reverse psychology Don't read it.
  • I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry
  • I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. When it becomes available, please refrain from purchasing it.
  • If you really don't want someone to do something, tell them to do it, then scream "YGOLOHCYSP". Classic reverse psychology.
  • I didn't learn a thing in university I elected to get a major in psychology and minor in reverse-psychology.
  • A man walks into a library and says... ..."I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."
  • I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Please, don't buy it.
  • I learned nothing in college... I guess it is really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and well reverse psychology.
  • I just wrote a book on reverse psychology DON'T READ IT !

Reverse Parking Jokes

Here is a list of funny reverse parking jokes and even better reverse parking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.
  • Big news today in the World Reverse-Parking Championship.... Last years winner just backed out!
  • I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan.
  • Chuck Norris can teach a woman how to park a car. Reverse.
Reverse joke, Chuck Norris can teach a woman how to park a car.

Uno Reverse Card Jokes

Here is a list of funny uno reverse card jokes and even better uno reverse card puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My wife told Me She wants a divorce because I take our marriage as a game..... So I gave Her an UNO reverse card and now I am the one who wants a divorce.
  • Ive been playing uno with my kids for 50 years now. I finally dropped my reverse card and now they have to change my diapers.
  • When a cop tries to arrest you U pull out a uno reverse card
    Then you arrest the police
Reverse joke, When a cop tries to arrest you

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about reverse can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of reverse puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Reverse Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about reverse you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean descending jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make reverse prank.

Why don't h**... ever try reverse c**...?

Because you don't turn your back on family.

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...

...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

Have you heard about the newly developed French tank?

It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.
So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their s**... program. They sent me a diploma.

What's the reverse of a blindfold

A burka

I heard the French trains are built like their tanks...

... 5 reverse gears and 1 forward.

According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'

I have always avoided i**... narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.

My mother taught me about reverse osmosis.

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf?

He was the world's leading reverse psychologist

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...
Dad: you have to start...
Me: OK, Knock knock
Dad: Who's there.....
Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

I lost my job at the s**... hotline.

Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

I got fired from a s**... hotline

Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology.

Ran into my ex gf today...

I put it in reverse and hit her again

Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?

The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!

Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today...

... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says...."Aah, this takes me back"

The new French tanks have 14 gears

13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage.

Moving forward we should be fine.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Have you heard of the s**... maneuver called the "reverse Trump?"

No, seriously, I need to reverse what he did to me.

I reversed into someone during my driving test.

He probably would have survived if he was in a car.

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves c**....
-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.
-No problem, Lana.

Interviewer: Why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist?

Me: You shouldn't.

Why don't r**... do reverse c**...?

You don't turn your back on family.

Today I got fired from my job as a s**... hotline operator...

Apparently reverse psychology wasn't a good method...

My girlfriend asked me what she should wear...

"a reverse burka" I told her. "Whats that?" she asked. "it's when all you're wearing is a blindfold."

What do you call a reverse Airbender?

A Boomer Aang

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

Under capitalism man exploits man...

Under communism the reverse is true

Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors.

13 go in reverse.
The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.

Why don't airplanes have a 'reverse' drive?

No one wants a receding airline...
I have no idea if airplanes can actually travel in reverse, just go with me folks ;)

If a cop car is stuck in reverse...

Does it need backup?

I was in a car c**..., but I managed to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...

My car into reverse and rapidly removing myself from the scene.

If my life was a s**... position it would be reverse c**...

Because noone will look me in the eye and I'm not in control

I got into an accident, but I managed to save myself & a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching..

my car to reverse leaving the scene....

What s**... position are you not allowed to use in the south?

Reverse c**..., you never turn your back on family.

What happens when you play a country song in reverse?

You get your wife, truck, and dog back.

Sometimes my girlfriend takes her sleeping pill, passes out and initiates s**....

We call it the reverse Cosby.

Why do french tanks have 6 gears?

5 for reverse, 1 for parade.

A h**... girl tells her guy How about we try reverse c**... tonight?

He replies Hey! You never turn your back on family.

I've always wanted to drive trucks in reverse for a living...

...I think it'd make a good backup career.

Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY

Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat

Why we don't do reverse c**... in Alabama.

Down here in Alabama we don't ever do "Reverse c**...". Because we never turn our back on family!

Why don't they do reverse c**... in Alabama?

You don't turn your back on family

We don't do reverse c**... down here in the south

Never turn your back on family

Apparently reverse c**... isn't popular in Alabama...

You never turn your back on family.

The s**... position reverse c**... has been outlawed in West Virginia.

They claim turning your back on family is very insulting.

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:
Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!
Keep in mind these take me a long time to "solve" but I can almost always come up with a passable answer.
For example:
Q: What do you call a polar bear with a banana?
A: A peeler bear.

Did you hear about the guy who has reverse erectile dysfunction?

He having a real hard time at the moment.

Me and my girlfriend don't do reverse c**...

I was always taught to never turn your back on family.

Why is reverse c**... i**... in Alabama?

Because you should never turn your back on your family.

My friend asked me if I had to have s**... with my mother to save my father's life what would I do?

Apparently reverse c**... is the wrong answer.

That's a Jimmy Carr joke, btw. It's my go to at the moment. Happy Friday everyone!

In Alabama there is no such thing as reverse c**...

That's cuz we never turn our back on family

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching

Into reverse and then leaving the scene.

They say you can't reverse a chemical reaction

But the more bread I eat, the doughier I become.

Y'all ever heard of reverse exorcism?

It's when the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body

This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse...

...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.

What do you call two thousand rabbits running in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why does no one do the reverse c**... position in alabama?

Because you never turn your back on family

Reverse joke, Why does no one do the reverse c**... position in alabama?

jokes about reverse

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these reverse jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.