reverse Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious reverse puns

Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl?

Because you don't turn your back on family.

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Have you heard of the sexual maneuver called the "Reverse Hitler"?

It's where you ejaculate inside of an anus. i.e. create 6 million lives in a gas chamber.

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I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...

It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching

To reverse and leaving the scene

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Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says...

"Ah, that takes me back."

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Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tears to my eyes

I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.

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Sometimes I miss my ex.

So I drop it into reverse and try again.

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What sex position are you not allowed to use in the south?

Reverse cowgirl, you never turn your back on family.

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I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

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I saved 15% on car insurance by switching....

The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident

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I lost my job at the suicide hotline.

Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

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Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance...

By switching to reverse and leaving the scene.

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Why don't rednecks do reverse cowgirl?

You don't turn your back on family.

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What do you call mixed emotions?

Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car

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Just remember, voting is like driving!

D to go forward, R to go in reverse.

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I've written a book about reverse psychology

Please don't buy it.

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My girlfriend asked me what she should wear...

"a reverse burka" I told her. "Whats that?" she asked. "it's when all you're wearing is a blindfold."

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I ran into my ex today

Then I shifted into reverse and ran over that bitch again

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Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?

The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!

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Why we don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama.

Down here in Alabama we don't ever do "Reverse Cowgirl". Because we never turn our back on family!

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My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp

But reverse psychology doesn't work on me

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Why do Jews watch porn in reverse?

Because they like to see the hooker give the money back.

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...

...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

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Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

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Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse?

Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy.

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The new French tanks have 14 gears

13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

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Reverse knock knock joke

*Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:*

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...

Dad: you have to start...

Me: OK, Knock knock

Dad: Who's there.....

Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

(Dad in stitches)

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I'm bored

Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.

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I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow

Can't wait to see how it unfolds

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How many gears does a french tank have?

6, 1 forward and 5 reverse.

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My dick is like a reverse vampire...

I can only see it in a mirror.

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According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'

I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.

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Why don't airplanes have a 'reverse' drive?

No one wants a receding airline...

I have no idea if airplanes can actually travel in reverse, just go with me folks ;)

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Reverse English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

"However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

Boudreaux is sitting in the back of the class and says, "Yeah, right."

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I got fired from a suicide hotline

Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology.

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What are the most funny Reverse jokes of all time ?

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