Reverse Jokes

What are some Reverse jokes?

Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl?

Because you don't turn your back on family.

I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...

It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching

To reverse and leaving the scene

Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says...

"Ah, that takes me back."

Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tears to my eyes

I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.

Sometimes I miss my ex.

So I drop it into reverse and try again.

What sex position are you not allowed to use in the south?

Reverse cowgirl, you never turn your back on family.

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

I saved 15% on car insurance by switching....

The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident

I lost my job at the suicide hotline.

Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted.

Why don't rednecks do reverse cowgirl?

You don't turn your back on family.

What do you call mixed emotions?

Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car

Just remember, voting is like driving!

D to go forward, R to go in reverse.

I've written a book about reverse psychology

Please don't buy it.

My girlfriend asked me what she should wear...

"a reverse burka" I told her. "Whats that?" she asked. "it's when all you're wearing is a blindfold."

Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?

The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!

Why we don't do reverse cowgirl in Alabama.

Down here in Alabama we don't ever do "Reverse Cowgirl". Because we never turn our back on family!

My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp

But reverse psychology doesn't work on me

What happens if you sing country music in reverse?

You get your wife and job back.

Why can't Elvis drive his car in reverse?

He's dead

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

Reverse knock knock joke

*Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:*

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...

Dad: you have to start...

Me: OK, Knock knock

Dad: Who's there.....

Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

(Dad in stitches)

The new French tanks have 14 gears

13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.

I'm bored

Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.

I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow

Can't wait to see how it unfolds

How many gears does a french tank have?

6, 1 forward and 5 reverse.

According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'

I have always avoided illegal narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?

Because you should never turn your back on your family.

Why don't airplanes have a 'reverse' drive?

No one wants a receding airline...

I have no idea if airplanes can actually travel in reverse, just go with me folks ;)

I got fired from a suicide hotline

Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology.

If my life was a sex position it would be reverse cowgirl

Because noone will look me in the eye and I'm not in control

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

We don't do reverse cowgirl down here in the south

Never turn your back on family

Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY

Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat

Have you heard about the new French tank? It had fourteen motors.

13 go in reverse.

The last one goes forward, in case the enemy attacks from behind.

Interviewer: Why should we hire you as a reverse psychologist?

Me: You shouldn't.

Apparently reverse cowgirl isn't popular in Alabama...

You never turn your back on family.

I didnt learn anything in college...

I guess it was kind of my fault though. I double majored in psychology, and reverse psychology.

(Stolen from BJ Novak)

Why don't they do reverse cowgirl in Alabama?

You don't turn your back on family

Me and my girlfriend don't do reverse cowgirl

I was always taught to never turn your back on family.

Who said "Coming are the British! Coming are the British!"

Paul Reverse

A hillbilly girl tells her guy How about we try reverse cowgirl tonight?

He replies Hey! You never turn your back on family.

What do you call a reverse Airbender?

A Boomer Aang

The sexual position reverse cowgirl has been outlawed in West Virginia.

They claim turning your back on family is very insulting.

Did you hear about the guy who has reverse erectile dysfunction?

He having a real hard time at the moment.

I thought reverse psychology was when..

you made your therapist cry

I got into an accident, but I managed to save myself & a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching..

my car to reverse leaving the scene....

Sometimes my girlfriend takes her sleeping pill, passes out and initiates sex.

We call it the reverse Cosby.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology.

When it becomes available, please refrain from purchasing it.

Under capitalism man exploits man...

Under communism the reverse is true

My friend asked me if I had to have sex with my mother to save my father's life what would I do?

Apparently reverse cowgirl is the wrong answer.

That's a Jimmy Carr joke, btw. It's my go to at the moment. Happy Friday everyone!

The reverse gear on our car stopped working, so my wife and I took it to a garage.

Moving forward we should be fine.

If a cop car is stuck in reverse...

Does it need backup?

I've always wanted to drive trucks in reverse for a living...

...I think it'd make a good backup career.

I reversed into someone during my driving test.

He probably would have survived if he was in a car.

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:

Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!

Keep in mind these take me a long time to "solve" but I can almost always come up with a passable answer.

For example:

Q: What do you call a polar bear with a banana?

A: A peeler bear.

A man walks into a library and says...

..."I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."

What's the reverse of a blindfold

A burka

Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today...

... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says...."Aah, this takes me back"

Today I got fired from my job as a suicide hotline operator...

Apparently reverse psychology wasn't a good method...

Have you heard about the newly developed French tank?

It has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse

What happens when you play a country song in reverse?

You get your wife, truck, and dog back.

I was having trouble reverse parking...

...until I tried my back-up plan.

Ran into my ex gf today...

I put it in reverse and hit her again

My mother taught me about reverse osmosis.

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

I was in a car crash, but I managed to save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...

My car into reverse and rapidly removing myself from the scene.

Have you heard of the sexual maneuver called the "reverse Trump?"

No, seriously, I need to reverse what he did to me.

Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf?

He was the world's leading reverse psychologist

Why do french tanks have 6 gears?

5 for reverse, 1 for parade.

I learned nothing in college...

I guess it is really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and well reverse psychology.

Pre-Marriage vs Post-Marriage

Below is an example of what a typical conversation between a couple on a date will be like :

Guy: "I've never been this happier in my life..."

Girl: "Will you ever leave me?"

Guy: "Not in a million years!"

Girl: "Did you love me?"

Guy: "Of course! I'll always do!"

Girl: "Have you ever cheated on me?"

Guy: "No! I'll never have that horrific thought cross my mind!"

Girl: "Let's kiss!"

Guy: "Yes..."

Girl: "Sweetie..."

So, what happens if they got married? Well, just read in reverse.

When a cop tries to arrest you

U pull out a uno reverse card
Then you arrest the police

How many gears does an Italian tank have?

Four, one to go forward and three for reverse.

Mamma, why my brother was named Barc?

-Because Barc in reverse is crab. And your mommy loves crabs.

-Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining, mom.

-No problem, Lana.

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