The Best 12 Reverend Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reverend jokes. There are some reverend parishioners jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reverend bishop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reverend Jokes and Puns

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar.

A priest and a police officer walk into a bar. They each spend some time drinking, before both leaving.

The priest goes to his car, and the officer sees he is having difficulty to walk.

As he goes to enter, the officer stops him. He says "are you in a fit state to drive, reverend?"

He replied "yes, I have only had water."

The officer says "that's a lie, I can smell wine on your breath"

The priest looks to the sky and says "You did it again, lord!"

Why don't people ever make jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punch line is too long.

The reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly...

along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her. A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street"

The Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."

To which the cop replies, "Well, if you're in that far, you may as well Finnish."

Reverend joke, The reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly...

A cop pulls over a reverend

The Reverend rolls down the window and asks: What's the problem Officer?
The cop replies with: Reverend have you been drinking?
The Reverend is fumbled and says : No Officer, just water.
Cop smirks and says : Why do I smell wine?
The Reverend exclaims and says: Good Lord he's done it again!

Why are there no Reverend Jim Jones jokes?

The punchlines are too long.


Ali was great but he was not the greatest...

The best boxer that ever lived was reverend Jim Jones. He killed over 900 people with one punch!

An old pastor on his deathbed asked a lawyer and an IRS agent to visit him.

When the two arrived in the pastor's room, the pastor based them to sit on either side of the bed.

After a bit, the lawyer asked "Reverend, why did you ask us here?"

The pastor responded, "Jesus died between two thieves, and I want to do the same."

Reverend joke, An old pastor on his deathbed asked a lawyer and an IRS agent to visit him.

Last Minute

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ?

Lettuce Pray.

A reverend assembles the whole neighborhood for a meeting. After everyone has sat anxiously, he says "You are probably wondering what I'm going to be speaking on"

"Im going to be speaking on a stage."

Forgive me father, padre, minister, reverend, evangelist.....

For I have synonyms

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Officer: You been drinking, Reverend? Reverend: Just water, Officer ...

Officer: Then why do I smell wine?

Reverend: Good Lord, he's done it again!

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