Revere Jokes
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Comical Revere Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good revere joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly...
along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her. A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street"
The Rev replies "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps."
To which the cop replies, "Well, if you're in that far, you may as well Finnish."
Did you know that Paul Revere had sixteen children?
Apparently the British weren't the only ones coming.
A reverend assembles the whole neighborhood for a meeting. After everyone has sat anxiously, he says "You are probably wondering what I'm going to be speaking on"
"Im going to be speaking on a stage."
What did Reverend Rabbit say before blessing his meal ?
Lettuce Pray.
What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
I gotta get a softer saddle!
Did you hear about the European Paul Revere?
He rode up and down the continent yelling "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!" "THE BRITISH ARE LEAVING!"
Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere....
I'll be riding and you'll be coming.
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