Revelation Jokes
16 revelation jokes and hilarious revelation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about revelation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Revelation Short Jokes
Short revelation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The revelation humour may include short disclosure jokes also.
- I used to be a big metal fan. But, with recent revelations, I have discovered that I, am an air conditioner.
- Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics.
- A shocking revelation… Most people are shocked when they realize theyre not an electrician.
- The transcriber of the book of Revelations misheard the Angel Gabriel The world isn't going to end with trumpets.
It's going to end with Trump/Pence. - How do we know there are no women in heaven? Revelation 8:1 says: "And when he openeth the seventh seal, there came silence in the heaven about half-an-hour"
- As the Lord gave his Revelations to man, he warned that the end times would be heralded in by trumpets. "Trumpets, my Lord?"
"Yes, Trump/Pence."
"Got it, Trumpets." - The end of the world John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They'll know. - Why are Biblical scholars nervous about Donald Trump's pick for VP? Because according the Book of Revelations, the arrival of the apocalypse will first be signaled by Trump-Pence.
- Guys, the book of Revelation is finally coming true, if you don't belive me, look it up... We've heard the final Trump-Pence.
- I was just reading my Bible and the end pages suddenly blew up! It was an explosive Revelation.
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Revelation One Liners
Which revelation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with revelation? I can suggest the ones about apocalypse and bible.
- What does God play on Jesus' birthday? Revelation Time! (Come on!)
- I think I have a bible f**... I just came to that revelation
- What I've learned from the recent revelations of s**... misconduct.
- Don't revel in the wake of an Old f**...... What's passed is passed.
Great Revelation Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about revelation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean redemption jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make revelation pranks.
A conversation with god about Trump
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took at a card and wrote Revelations 3:20 on the back of it and stuck it to the door.
When the offering was taken the following Sunday, the pastor found his card had been returned. Along with the verse he had written, he found another cryptic message: Genesis 3:10 .
When he checked his Bible to discover what this could mean, the pastor began to chuckle.
Revelations 3:20 reads behold, I stand at the door and knock . Genesis 3:10 says, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**....
A funny joke indeed
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**...."
Help me find this joke
The joke is about a farmer returning from town and the sheriff meets him and gives him this list of constantly escalating inner connected bad news terminating with the revelation that the farmer needs to get a new dog.
George and Mildred
It was a pleasant, sunny afternoon in the park, full of Sunday revelers. George and Mildred were sitting together on a park bench, feeding the ducks. Mildred turned to George and said: "You know George, we've been together 29 years now, don't you think its about time we were getting married?"
George stared reflectively into the distance and replied, "Aye, Lass, but who would have us?"
White hair
One day, a girl walks to her mother and look at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why are some of your hair white mom?"
The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"
