Reunited Jokes
17 reunited jokes and hilarious reunited puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reunited that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Reunited Short Jokes
Short reunited jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reunited humour may include short reunion jokes also.
- What's the difference between Thailand and America? Thailand reunites boys with their families.
- Did you hear about the Vietnamese man who won the lottery and was reunited with his lost dog on the very same day? It was a Nguyen- Nguyen situation.
- I didn't believe it when I read that the cast of Friends are reuniting after 20 years. No one told me life was gonna be this way.
- I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito... Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child.
- scone.... Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.
- Did you people know Led Zeppelin reunited to write a book? However, it will only have one page.
- Socks are like unhappy couples in therapy... Always trying to break up, only to be reunited by a third party.
- My Chemical Romance talked about reuniting without their lead singer... But then they decided there would be no Way
- I finally figured out how to reunite with my beloved childhood dog a friendly visit with the Sentinelese
- I was reunited with my best friend, Cara, after suffering from diabetes for a while. I missed you Cara Mel.
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Reunited One Liners
Which reunited one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reunited? I can suggest the ones about recovered and healed.
- What would it take to reunite The Beatles? 2 Bullets
- What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets
- What would it take to reunite the beetles? Two bullets.
- What would it take to reunite nirvana? 2 more bullets.
- What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets.
- Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln.
Comedy Reunited Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about reunited you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean welcome back jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reunited pranks.
U.S. Navy Seals just freed thousands of ISIS s**... slaves ...
All the goats have been moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their respective farmers.
A great cardiologist is being buried.
All of his colleagues and fellow surgeons are reunited to mourn his. All except for one man who is laughing. The cardiologist's coffin was in the shape of a heart to honor his career. The man continues to laugh. Finally they ask him why he is so happy at a f**... and he responds "I was picturing my f**... because I'm a gynecologist".
The merry widow dies and goes to heaven
When she gets to the pearly gates she asks if she can be reunited with her late husband.
St Peter: "What's his name?"
Her: "Ted Smith."
St Peter: "We've got many, many Ted Smiths up here. Help me narrow it down. Where was he buried and what were his last words?"
Her: "He was buried in Woodbank Cemetery and his last words to me were that if I ever slept with another man, he'd turn in his grave."
St Peter: "Oh right, whirling Ted Smith."
The cast of Friends has reunited to open a DVD shop
A man walks in and says, My Netflix subscription just ran out. Do you have the latest season of You?
The staff points to a corner of the shop and says, Aisle B there for You.
Sad after the f**... of a friend, my wife and I ducked into a Chinese restaurant for a pick-me-up.
The feel-good session ended when I read the fortune cookie: You will soon be reunited with a good friend.
