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Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.
I have Facebook, I already know who got fat.
Because there is no John.
I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
A variety of Tings
Two Bullets.
A chicken omelet
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
Soviet Reunion
Terrible and painful, I know.
So she decides to wait until they have a family reunion. Then, she asks the kid to say what he saw. The kid gets in front of everyone and says:
So... The maid and dad were in his room. He was naked and then she started sucking his... Mom, how do you call that thing that you suck when our neighbour's father visits you?
...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
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I think he's just headed to a family reunion.
At her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table.
I asked her "Do you know him?"
"Yes" she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago & he hasn't been sober since.
"WOW" I said. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long?!?"
And that's when the fight started....
2 more bullets
Now confirmed just to be a 'domestic wheelbarrow' and not part of a plane
A man and his wife go to a class reunion after a grueling 4 hour drive. When they arrive they're given name tags and head to the gymnasium.
They start talking to some friends when the wife is starting to get thirsty. So she asks the husband to go get in line to give her some punch.
He returns after 10 minutes with one empty cup, and when the wife asks about her drink the husband replies,
"Sorry honey, the punchline was too long and it wasn't that good"
What's the best best thing about being married to your sibling? You only have to go to one family reunion.
Luckily she didn't notice.
and says "Honey, I'm home!"
Turns out the show wasn't over. They were on a break.
a redneck at his family reunion
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
attempted murder.
They were at a Tucker family reunion.
Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
Seeing your ex.
Word on the street says they're gonna play a few hits from The Wall
They start talking about people from their past.
"Hey, remember that flat chested girl Sam?"
"Oh yea, how she doing?"
"I just saw her like 15 minutes ago and now she's like this" - He holds his hands in front of his chest, fingers curled in.
"Oh, she got breast enlargement?"
"No, she's got severe arthritis"
A family reunion.
A Soviet Reunion.
and says look at all these Pump kins!
Conceived at a family reunion and crawling with criminals.
I told him I think we are getting a little old for highschool girls, maybe we should date people our own age.
At the funeral, there's DEFINITELY one guy not enjoying the sex.
Nobody wanted to go over the top.
Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.
There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening.
...they gave him the cold shoulder...
…we had one day, in the early eighties, who gave a boy a blow job in front of the entire class.
She went down in history.
A Soviet reunion
because I've gained like a hundred pounds.
and a high school reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got
Mother-Daughter reunion
The Soviet Reunion
The family reunion.
It will be called the Allspice Seasonal Tour, presented by Old Spice.
... it should be called the Soviet Reunion.
One is with the lights on and the other is with the lights off
A family reunion.
Boy, that family reunion was wild
He drinks a fair amount there and then asks for his crush from high school's hand in marriage. She accepts and then they drink some more. The next morning the man remembers that he had asked the woman to marry him but not her response, so he calls her up and asks if she said yes. She replies, "Of course I said yes. Thank goodness you called me though." The man, puzzled asks why. She replies "I had forgotten to whom I had said yes to."
Oh no It wasn't like that! She was the caterer!
To have a Soviet Reunion
Speed dating.
It's the Soviet Reunion
The Soviet Reunion
They're all dovahkiin to each other.
It would be called the Soviet Reunion
And she spotted a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, do you know him?
Yes, she replied, he is my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking as soon as we split those many years ago. He hasn't been sober since.
My god I said, who could think a man would go on celebrating that long?
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
He said, "oh look, a family reunion!"
Steve: Hey cuz! Wanna play redneck family reunion?
Cousin: What?! No!
Steve: That's the spirit.
A family reunion.
You could say it was a Soviet Reunion.
Usually the just call it a "family reunion," but whatever.
Then we found out he was a bear
It turns out that his cousin Gravity is a really down to Earth guy
We were all relieved when the hearse finally showed up.
Then we could have a Soviet Re-Union
But I forgot it was a family reunion
It would be the Soviet Reunion
Me: What do you call an Alabaman family reunion
Friend: I don't know
Me: An orgy
But they couldn't decide who should go on first.
When your girlfriend insists on coming to your family reunion because she is afraid you'll cheat.
Because they wanted to have a reunion.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
An anteater
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"
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