Giggle-Inducing Retro Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
I was at a retro night down at the club
The DJ played "The Twist", so I did the twist. Then he played "The Macarena", and I did the Macarena. When he played "Come on Eileen", that's when the police arrested me.
You know what they say about retro games?
They haven't changed a bit.
In retrospect, I should have known rubbing ketchup on my eyes would be useless.
Oh well, Heinz-sight is 20/20 I guess.
A friend was having trouble with her oldschool mechanical typewriter.
She said 'It's great to have such a retro device, however it doesn't work properly'.
I asked 'What is wrong with it?'
She replied 'Well some of the keys get stuck and I have to move them back manually'
'Ah I think I have a solution'
'Please tell me'
'Well what you need to do is press W, D, 4, T, all at once and it should loosen up'.
I just opened a retro toy store...
...it lost value as soon as I opened it.
h**... has never been THE virus to have...
Because it's always been retro.
People in Houston are bringing some retro styles back.
I heard high water pants are back in.
In retrospect, I'm embarrassed that I had a prosthetic leg made for my three-legged dog.
Faux paw.
In retrospect...
it probably wasn't a good idea when Kansas City Urban Friends decided to use their acronym for the new dyslexia outreach program.
I don't feel comfortable wearing shirts with vintage dots on
In retro specked...
