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18 retirement plan jokes and hilarious retirement plan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about retirement plan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Retirement Plan Short Jokes

Short retirement plan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The retirement plan humour may include short retirement jokes also.

  1. The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests "Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"
  2. After seeing a co-worker win the Powerball, my retirement plan has changed. It's back to $20 million.
  3. At my recent birthday party someone asked me when I planned to retire. I said, "Perhaps about ten or ten-thirty, but tonight I might stay up 'til eleven."
  4. Had a job interview with The Alliance for Lifetime Income... Forgot to ask about the retirement plan
  5. My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.

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Retirement Plan One Liners

Which retirement plan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with retirement plan? I can suggest the ones about retirement age and retirement living.

  1. I plan to retire at 30. The used tire business is just calling my name.
  2. My grandma just asked me, "Son, what's your retirement plan?" I said, "It's you."
  3. How do Jedi plan for retirement? With a Hoth IRA.
    I'll see myself out.
  4. What do you call an Irish retirement plan? An IRA
  5. How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement? Collecting stocks and bonds.
  6. What do you call a homosexual retirement plan? A 401-Gay.

Retirement Plan Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about retirement plan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean retirement home jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make retirement plan pranks.

6**... is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.
We all know that .
But did you know that:
* $6**....95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
* 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
* 1-900-6**...-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
* Route 6**... - Highway of the Beast
* 6**... F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $6**... minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* DSM-6**... - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
* 2x4x666 - Lumber of the Beast