Retention Jokes
4 retention jokes and hilarious retention puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about retention that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Retention Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What profession has the most retention?
Morticians. They are very deadicated.
Hamlet has to pee [Hamleak]
Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of u**... and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that u**... is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be p**...'d.
My doctor told me that I might be anally retentive
which is funny because I've been crapping like clockwork lately.
I met an obsessive-compulsive s**... once.
He was a**...-retentive.
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