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Retardant Jokes

8 retardant jokes and hilarious retardant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about retardant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Ridiculous Retardant Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good retardant joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.

Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.

Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire?

If it burns, it's a smart ant.
If it doesn't, it's retardant.

Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other

r**...

So... the girl I lost my virginity to was r**....

I wanted my first time to be special.

I refuse to insult someone by saying that they have mental issues

Only r**... do that

A mexican kid tells D. Trump:

I want to be President!
Trump says: are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of tour mind? Are you r**...?
Kid says: you know what, never mind those are too many requirements.

I kind of understand where anti-vaxxers coming from.

They were surely vaccinated as children, and look how r**... they turned out to be.

I said to my girlfriend.....

I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly r**...."
What fun that was...


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