Retake Jokes
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Why did the pirate have to retake high school?
Because he had seven c's
I had to retake geometry freshman year of college,
Cuz I am out of shape
How much of Mecca did the Muslims retake after their rise as a religion?
Allah-f it
American School System
5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree
A cosmetology student had to retake her final exam...
It was a makeup makeup test.
Student logic
Professor offered to students to retake failed exam, but only with one condition. All students must gather at one time, so professor wouldn't waste his time. There was three students with failed exam.
At exam day three students gathered and dialog begins:
Student: Shouldn't be here four of us?
Professor: How is it four?
Student: I had posted on Facebook about this exam and four people liked it.
A man goes to the doctor for a u**... test.
The doctor performs the test and tells him that he has Diabetes. The man doesn't believe this and tells the doctor he wants to retake the test. The doctor complies, but the test results remained the same. The man returns home and plans to confuse the doctor by mixing his u**... with that of his wife and daughter and adds some of his car oil. The doctor examines the sample and comes out to tell the man:"Your wife is cheating on you, your daughter is pregnant, your car needs an oil change, and you still have diabetes. "
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