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41 retail store jokes and hilarious retail store puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about retail store that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Retail Store Short Jokes

Short retail store jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The retail store humour may include short retail jokes also.

  1. Where do dogs go when they need a new tail? A re-tail store.
    I think it's such a cute joke, it's one of my favs :)
  2. I saw a tail-less cat in the street today It was looking for a retail store.
  3. Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail ? A re-tail store
  4. What does a dog do when it loses it's tail? Goes to a retail store to find another one.
  5. Retail clerks who buy their own clothes from their own stores really need a confidence boost. They sell themselves shorts
  6. Why didn't the store let the man return the hand soap he'd purchased? It was anti-back-to-retail soap.
  7. My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one.
  8. What do you call a retail store that disables electronics? An EMPorium
  9. Where do lions go if they lose their tails ? To the re-tail store. :D
  10. Retail Joke A man goes to a job interview at a local grocery store. The interviewer asks him, "So what kind of schedule are you looking for?". The man replies,"Monday to Friday, nine to five."

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Retail Store One Liners

Which retail store one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with retail store? I can suggest the ones about clothing store and department store.

  1. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store
  2. Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail and needs a new one? A retail store.
  3. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.
  4. Where do dogs get new tails? The retail store
  5. Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store
  6. Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store.
  7. Where does a lizard go after it drops its tail? To the retail store
  8. Where do dogs go when their tail falls off? The retail store
  9. Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store
  10. Where do lizards get their new tails? At the re-tail store
  11. Where does an animal that lost its tail go? To the retail store.
  12. Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store
  13. Florida man fires gun at a retail store. It was target.
  14. Where does a werewolf get a new tail? At the re-tail store!
  15. A dog who lost its tail goes where ? to a retail store

Retail Store Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about retail store you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean target store jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make retail store pranks.

A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.

A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.
Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"
From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"

Termite Food

So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.
Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer. He said the brand of skids we use are chemically treated, so termites won't eat them. You can tell the difference because instead of being regular wood, they're usually painted blue.
So I said, "In other words, they can't palate pallets in that pallette?"