Retail Store Jokes
29 retail store jokes and hilarious retail store puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about retail store that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Retail Store Short Jokes
Short retail store jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The retail store humour may include short retail jokes also.
- Where do dogs go when they need a new tail? A re-tail store.
I think it's such a cute joke, it's one of my favs :) - Retail clerks who buy their own clothes from their own stores really need a confidence boost. They sell themselves shorts
- Why didn't the store let the man return the hand soap he'd purchased? It was anti-back-to-retail soap.
- Retail Joke A man goes to a job interview at a local grocery store. The interviewer asks him, "So what kind of schedule are you looking for?". The man replies,"Monday to Friday, nine to five."
- What did I say to the retail employee who asked me to sign up for their stores app? Appsolutely not.
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Retail Store One Liners
Which retail store one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with retail store? I can suggest the ones about clothing store and department store.
- Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store
- Where does a lizard go after it drops its tail? To the retail store
- Where do lizards get their new tails? At the re-tail store
- Florida man fires gun at a retail store. It was target.
- Where does a werewolf get a new tail? At the re-tail store!
- I saw a tail-less cat in the street today It was looking for a retail store.
- What do you call a retail store that disables electronics? An EMPorium
- Where do lions go if they lose their tails ? To the re-tail store. :D
- Where do animals get there tales from the Retail store.
- What's Harambe's favourite retail store? Target
Retail Store Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about retail store you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean target store jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make retail store pranks.
A heavily pregnant woman goes into labor in a retail store.
A crowd gathers around her as people struggle to help, or at least make her comfortable.
Panicked a man looks around and asks "Is anyone here a doctor?!"
From the crowd steps a man wearing skinny jeans and a plaid shirt, with short, neat hair and a scruffy beard. "I'm a vegan!"
Termite Food
So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.
Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer. He said the brand of skids we use are chemically treated, so termites won't eat them. You can tell the difference because instead of being regular wood, they're usually painted blue.
So I said, "In other words, they can't palate pallets in that pallette?"
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Father Knows Best!
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drug store and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant! Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be two factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*** her again."
Italian Pregnancy
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account...
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him
"You a gonna try again!"