Retail Sales Jokes
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If you login to Amazon
and other retailers websites for thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........
But if you don't login, you'll save 100%
It's a great time to invest in retail clothing stock.
Pants and underwear sales in Hawaii are booming.
My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.
The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.
A worldwide chickpea shortage has caused Humus makers to add more lemon to the recipe
Retailers are expecting sales to fall and are prepared for a sharp dip.
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6**... is the Number of the Beast
This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.
We all know that .
But did you know that:
* $6**....95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
* 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
* 1-900-6**...-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
* Route 6**... - Highway of the Beast
* 6**... F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $6**... minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* DSM-6**... - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
* 2x4x666 - Lumber of the Beast
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