The Best 12 Resurrect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Resurrect jokes. There are some resurrect rekindle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these resurrect speculation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Resurrect Jokes and Puns

After the resurrection, Jesus was hanging out with Peter, fishing.......


Jesus says, "I feel like performing a miracle. What should I do?"
Peter says, "How about the walking-on-water gig?"
Jesus agrees, steps out of the boat, and slowly starts sinking as he walks around.
Peter helps him back into the boat and asks, "Why didn't it work this time?"
Jesus replies, "I'm not sure, maybe it's the holes in my feet."

Resurrection day

Children at Sunday school were asked what resurrection meant. One boy replied, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a doctor." Happy Easter!

What's Resurrection?

There was a man teaching the children's Sunday school class, and his lesson was on resurrection. The man asks the kids if they know what the word resurrection means.

After a long silence a little boy in the back of the room raises his hand and says "Well I don't know what it is but I know that if it lasts more than 4 hours, you have to go see a doctor."

Resurrect joke, What's Resurrection?

Why does the necromancer resurrect cows when he plays poker?

He always raises the steaks.

Resurrecting my laptop from sleep mode.

Are you gonna turn on for me?

Also me: Dude that's creepy.


Judas: "Jesus, yesterday you told those chicks you can resurrect, is it true?"

Jesus: "Yeah"

Judas: "How would you like to earn 15 pieces of silver?"

Jesus: "I'm listening..."

Director arrested for trying to resurrect Batman franchise

All attempts to raise Bale have failed

Resurrect joke, Director arrested for trying to resurrect Batman franchise

I wouldn't be too worried about Stan Lee dying...

Marvel will just resurrect him in a few issues

Tila Tequila claims to have died and come back to life.

But if she could resurrect her hymen, that would be a *real* miracle.

Which Greek god has to resurrect every time he's been ice skating?

Dionysus.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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