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- Why do the election results take so long? It's a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?
- I got my covid test results and I'm so confused.. it was just the number 83... On the plus side my IQ test came back positive
- I'm glad the cave rescue is complete.... Now when I google thai boys I can get back to normal results
- What's the biggest difference between Google and Pornhub? I'm willing to go to the 2nd page of search results on Pornhub.
- My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
- Russia has announced early results from the election The election isn't until tomorrow, but they've already announced that Putin has won.
- The reason Nevada doesn't have any election results yet is If you count in vegas, you get kicked out
- Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
- Today my doctor told me I was colorblind. The results came completely out of the purple...
- I got my Covid test results back today. It said "50"... what does that even mean?!
Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I'm so confused.
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- My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.
- 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
silver - Mexico
Bronze - Mexico - This blender I just bought doesn't seem to be working right I keep getting mixed results
- If not using commas was a crime would it result in long sentences?
- A frog took a DNA test The results said he was 20% British, 30% French and a tad Pole.
- I was just diagnosed with colorblindness The result came completely out of the purple
- I got my IQ test results back They were negative.
- Got the results for my Canadian citizenship test Straight eh's
- The results for The Disaster Artist are in. Overall, it's received Hi Marks.
- Putting Your exam results on the window of your car So you can park in disabled spots.
- What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide
- I googled 'my life' no results found
- Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result.
- Son: "Dad, did you get your DNA test results back?" Dad: "Call me George."
- The letters I, Z, R and E walked into a bar. The result was bizarre.
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waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.
I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you s**... it up.
Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant !
Guy: But doctor that can't be right. We use condoms everytime we have s**....
Doctor: Well, the test result would suggest otherwise. Maybe the c**... broke?
Guy: No I'm sure it didn't.
Doctor: Alright then. Let me tell you a story. A guy was wandering in the forest where he encountered a tiger. The tiger looked really ferocious and the guy knew that he was doomed. Cornered, the guy then points his umbrella's tip at the tiger and shouts Bang at the tiger. The tiger died.
Guy: That can't be right. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor: Exactly.
two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
"Having too much s**... can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.
23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.
The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus.
2 days later he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you sir that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.
Man: So what am I supposed to do now?!
Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.
This was an actual conversation that took place between my wife and my 7 yr old son just now.
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
Americans are so s**..., it takes them a week to get the results.
We in Russia get results 20 years before the elections.
