Restrictions Jokes
24 restrictions jokes and hilarious restrictions puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about restrictions that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article looks at the use of jokes related to restrictions, such as dietary restrictions, COVID-related restrictions, and more. It examines how the use of such humor can evoke feelings of restraint and representation among individuals. Learn how restrictions jokes can be used to explore culture and personal identity.
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Funniest Restrictions Short Jokes
Short restrictions jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The restrictions humour may include short restraining jokes also.
- Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted
- Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
- Due to COVID-19, The Seven Dwarfs have been restricted to gather in a group of no more than six. One of them is not Happy.
- Birth rates in Alabama have declined due to COVID19... ... restrictions prohibiting family gatherings.
- Why wasn't the elf allowed to use the step ladder to decorate the Christmas tree? Because of 'elf and safety restrictions.
- Political correctness has gotten so restrictive these days. Now I can't even say, "Black paint." I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."
- Even before being President Joe Biden could access any restricted Area All those places are usually for Biden
- I heard that the flat earthers are against covid restrictions. It apparently drives them over the edge
- As of today it is legal for fruit to get married in Finland Sadly the new law restricts one type of fruit to large elaborate wedding ceremonies............
Cantaloupe - I'm having an Avengers themed party this weekend, but due to COVID-19 restrictions... ...it's going to be a Loki affair.
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Restrictions One Liners
Which restrictions one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with restrictions? I can suggest the ones about bans and regulations.
- Due to travel restrictions this year... United States had to organize coups at home
- In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow? When you are hanging from it.
- What's the biggest restriction with my current diet? My jeans.
- You know what I have to say about Islamic dietary restrictions? HA LAL
- I'm facing a lot of restrictions with my new diet. The biggest being my jeans.
- What do you call the STD that restricts arm movements? [Slow hand clap]
- What do you call a restrictive band dinosaurs wear? An ankyl bracelet
- What do you call a young Lord of the Rings fan on restriction? Lego-less.
- What do you call restricting access from Ctrl+Alt+Del Loss Aversion!
- What has 8 hands, 8 legs, and 8 eyes? A monster with oddly specific dietary restrictions
- Did you hear they lifted the restrictions on magazine size? It was all over the tabloids
Covid Restrictions Jokes
Here is a list of funny covid restrictions jokes and even better covid restrictions puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- These Covid travel restrictions are getting a bit much.. .. things are so bad, the US had to organise a coup at home!
- Oh those Russians Suddenly there are a lot of covid cases in Russia. Vladimir needs to Putin a lot of restrictions on the people. Else the city will start Kremlin to pieces.
Witty Restrictions Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about restrictions you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean banning jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make restrictions pranks.
Covid restrictions...
I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.
They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.
I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that.
A Woman Who Reads
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with s**... assault,"says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.
An old Jewish man walked in to a hotel...
and asked to rent a room. The clerk said, "Sorry, no vacancies." The man pointed at a couple who were checking out and asked, "What about their room?"
"Sorry," the clerk said, "this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
The old man, looking to have a little fun, said "What makes you think I'm a Jew? I'm actually Catholic."
The clerk says, "Catholic, eh? Tell me then, did God have a son?"
"Sure," the old Jew says, "Name of Jesus."
"And where was He born?"
"In Bethlehem, in a manger."
"And why was He born in a manger?" pressed the clerk.
"Because a s**... like you wouldn't rent him a room!"
A Soviet man is waiting in line to purchase v**... from a liquor store...
...but due to restrictions imposed by Gorbachev, the line is very long. The man loses his composure and screams, "I can't take this waiting in line anymore, I HATE Gorbachev, I am going to the Kremlin right now, and I am going to kill him!"
After 40 minutes the man returns and elbows his way back to his place in line. One man asks him if he has succeeded in killing Gorbachev.
"No, he responds. That line was even longer."
