Restraint Jokes
2 restraint jokes and hilarious restraint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about restraint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Restraint Jokes With Friends
Share Hilarious Restraint Jokes and Enjoy Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good restraint joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I started jogging today
Just kidding. I exercised restraint instead.
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration...
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"
Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about restraint can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of restraint puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !
Share These Restraint Jokes With Friends
Discover more jokes
- Funny Disabled jokes short one-liners
- Funny Cut Off Finger jokes short one-liners
- Funny Autistic jokes short one-liners
- Funny Ginger puns short one-liners
- Funny Arab puns short one-liners
- Funny Palm Sunday jokes short one-liners
- Funny You So Ashy jokes short one-liners
- Funny Cancer puns short one-liners
- Funny Dead Mother puns short one-liners
- Funny Priest puns short one-liners
- Funny Nonbinary puns short one-liners
- Funny Ramadan jokes short one-liners
- Funny Women Drivers jokes short one-liners
- Funny Kate jokes short one-liners
- Funny Abortion jokes short one-liners