Restless Jokes
9 restless jokes and hilarious restless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about restless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with jokes about the struggles of those with restless leg syndrome, the never ending treadmill of city life, and the repercussions of being woken up.
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Cheerful Fun Restless Jokes for Lovely Laughter
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I have a girlfriend with restless leg syndrome
I tell everyone - I get a kick out of it.
A plane is sitting at the terminal and is supposed to leave shortly
Departure seems to be taking ages, and the passengers are growing restless. Eventually a staff member says on the PA system:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the delay to your journey today. During preflight checks the pilot wasn't happy with the noise coming from the left engine, so we've had to delay departure until we can locate a new pilot."
I tossed and turned as I heard metallic sounds coming from the next bedroom.
It was a restless knight.
A group of passengers are riding the bus to work…
Suddenly, the engine splutters and the bus grinds to a halt at the side of the road. The driver gets out, opens the engine compartment, and peers inside, cursing and swearing.
After a while the passengers get restless. A woman pulls a small toolkit out of her purse, gets up and goes outside, and sees the driver frantically trying to reattach a loose electrical cable with his fingers.
Would you like a screwdriver, she asks.
I'd love one, he replies, but we're ten minutes late already !
Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
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A stupidly wealthy business man builds a golden house.
On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden playstation 4.
Next he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.
After a while he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.
After 30 minutes on the treadmill he collapses from exhaustion, and says f**... me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.'
A man sentenced to death is asked
- What is your last wish?
- To watch the "Young and the Restless" series complete with commercials.
What's Sigmund Freud's favorite soap opera?
The Jung and the Restless
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Why did the restless Scottish man have a w**...?
Because he was counting sheep!
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