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Delightful Fun Restaraunt Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good restaraunt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm going to open a restaraunt called pantera bread

It will be similar to panera bread, but the food we serve will be much heavier

Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon?

It's got great food, just no atmosphere..

René Descartes is sitting in a restaraunt

when the waiter approaches and asks "Would you like some wine?"
"I think not" said Descartes.
Then he ceases to exist.

My friend has a job where he fixes lights

and the other week he was in an Indian restaraunt fixing some, and they were using these huge cauldrons to cook their food.
As he was attaching one of the lights he fell into one of thsee "cauldrons" and he was extremely injured, terribly unlucky.
Today I rang the hospital to see how he is doing and then said its not going good. He's in a corma.

Asian restaraunt

Waitress: what would you like?
Man: I would like a bowl of chili.
Waitress: But sir, this is a chinese restraunt.
Man : oh im so sorry. ( Squints eyes)
I would rike a bowl of chiri


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