Restaraunt Jokes
5 restaraunt jokes and hilarious restaraunt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about restaraunt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I'm going to open a restaraunt called pantera bread
It will be similar to panera bread, but the food we serve will be much heavier
My friend has a job where he fixes lights
and the other week he was in an Indian restaraunt fixing some, and they were using these huge cauldrons to cook their food.
As he was attaching one of the lights he fell into one of thsee "cauldrons" and he was extremely injured, terribly unlucky.
Today I rang the hospital to see how he is doing and then said its not going good. He's in a corma.
Asian restaraunt
Waitress: what would you like?
Man: I would like a bowl of chili.
Waitress: But sir, this is a chinese restraunt.
Man : oh im so sorry. ( Squints eyes)
I would rike a bowl of chiri
What's a racist restaraunts motto?
The customer is always white.
A Chinese Restaraunt had a giant vat of soup in their kitchen that weighed a lot.
It was wonton.
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