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My girlfriend's response to a lesbian joke that I told her
Years ago I told my girlfriend a joke, it went something like this:
Me: Did you hear about the French lesbian who went back home to France?
Her: (Shakes her head no)
Me: She missed her native tongue.
After I said the punchline, she didn't get it, just sat there and looked at me straight-faced, trying to make sense of it, finally she blurts out, "They have natives in France?"
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An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of Christ.
"Well, I'll be d**...."
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I'm not sure what the best response to my wife telling me "we're having quadruplets" is....
But apparently "How many of them should we abort?" wasn't it.
Women.
(Joke credit to me)
I'll take a curtsy and show myself out.
I'm a responsible adult
Last night I had a salad for dinner. It was a fruit salad and had grapes. Lots of grapes. It was all grapes. It was wine
I'm a Responsible Gun Owner.
I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks.
In response to the pandemic, the construction industry is finally letting employees work from home.
Only catch is it ain't their homes.
What's the best response when someone wastes your time?
Answers below please.
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A Response To The s**... "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day
Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
At least I know who is responsible for all these drugs in schools…
supply teachers
Response to "LPT: If you ever get cold..." What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?
Well, it just wouldn't be right.
The UK's response to COVID 19 is fairly confused after tonight's announcement.
We don't know our R's from our elbows
My response any time my boss tells me they need people to help cover shifts this week:
That sounds like a personnel problem.
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In response to meeting someone named Virginia. Oh I used to go to school with a Virginia...
We called her v**... for short, but not for long.
In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters
They're calling it paper-view.
What's the appropriate response for seeing someone with chocolate on their face?
"Snickers"
What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
In response to /u/WisestAirBender, "Backwards" is also a palindrome.
"Backwards" spelled backwards is "Sdrawkcab", which is still backwards.
Best response by a nursing home patient ever.
I asked my patient, "how ya feelin today"?
He whispers while still half asleep, "with my fingers."
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What's the best response when someone calls you a motherf****r?
Sure what's her name?
What was Russia's response to the Ukrainian crisis?
"Crimea river"
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Who is responsible for the t**... attacks that are wrecking cars?
Ice is
What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?
"Sure you can!"
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