Respiration Jokes
4 respiration jokes and hilarious respiration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about respiration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Respiration Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?
To make A TP
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The respirator.
(My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)
A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital's emergency room on the other end.
"Sir," explains the doctor, "Your wife was in a serious car accident. I have bad news and good news."
The man, taken back, asks hesitatntly, "What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is your wife has lost all use of both arms and both legs. She will likely be on a respirator for the rest of her life."
"Heavens, Doc, what's the good news?"
The doctor replies, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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Why should astronauts not respire anaerobically?
Because they'll produce too much ga**lactic** acid.
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