Resolution Jokes

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Funniest Resolution Short Jokes

Short resolution jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resolution humour may include short resolve jokes also.

1. I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above. It's my new year's resolution.
2. My new year's resolution is to stay out of shape Maybe I won't stick with this one either.
3. I have 11 New Year Resolutions... * Never make resolutions
   * Be accepting of paradoxes
   * Use the binary number system more often
4. I'm starting a new business tomorrow. It will be a gym for two weeks in January, and then a beer and burger place for the rest of the year.
   I'm calling it, "Resolutions."
5. My new year's resolution is I'm going to be less condescending. And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.
6. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means you have met your New Year's resolution.
   Happy new year!
7. The average person has s**... 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
8. I finally managed to achieve my new years resolution My 4K monitor turned up this morning, I'm so happy!!
9. In order to finish my 2016 resolution, i cut off my left leg... That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!
10. My New Year's Resolution is to stop being so condescending! (Condescending means talking down to people)

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Resolution One Liners

Which resolution one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resolution? I can suggest the ones about solve and dimension.

1. My resolution this year is the same as last year. 1920x1080
2. I'm going to buy a 6k monitor for 2018 It's my new year's resolution.
3. What resolution does a racist shoot his videos in? 3K
4. Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160.
5. I need to buy a 4k TV, no matter what. It's my new year resolution.
6. My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go
7. Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p
8. This year in going to watch everything in 4K It's my new year's resolution.
9. I'm doing well on my New Years resolution to lose 10 pounds I only have 15 more to go.
10. Are you a new years resolution? Cuz I could see myself doing you for a month or two
11. What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720
12. My new year's resolution is to be more assertive... ...if that's OK with you guys?
13. I asked a nerd what his New Year's resolution was. He said, "1920x1080".
14. My new year resolution is 1024x768.
15. I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 3840x2160

New Years Resolution Jokes

Here is a list of funny new years resolution jokes and even better new years resolution puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go.
• I came up with my New Year's resolution. I will be more of an optimist But I know that won't happen. Something will go wrong, and I'll fail.
• My new year's resolution is I'm gonna be less condescending. (Condescending means talking down to people btw )
• 10 things for my new years resolution: 1. Stop being lazy.
• My New Years resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language. I don't have a clue how I'm going to get all that done by tomorrow.
• New Year resolutions: (1) Stop making lists
  
  (d) become more consistent
  
  (VII) learn how to count
• My New Year's Resolution is to be more humble... Which should be easy as I'm already *really* good at it!
• What's your New Years resolution? Mine is 3120x1440. I got a new phone.
• My New Year resolution is the same as last year.. 3840x2160
• My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.

New Year Resolution Jokes

Here is a list of funny new year resolution jokes and even better new year resolution puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My new years resolution is to lose my virginity I think its time after 85 years
• Next January I will only be watching videos on 1080p It's my new years resolution
• My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists.
  B: Be more consistent.
  7: Learn to count.
• What are your New Years resolutions? I'm upgrading to 2460×4820.
• A little late to the party here, but for my New Year's resolution, I decided to dedicate more time to my step machine. I never knew my real machine. 😢
• For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution.
• Wife just got me a new tv for Christmas! Looks like my New Years resolution is 1080.
• My new years resolution was to hit the gym more often. But I'm on my fourth car this year now. This is getting kind of expensive and I think the police are suspicious.
• My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :(
• I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K this January It's my New Years resolution.

Conflict Resolution Jokes

Here is a list of funny conflict resolution jokes and even better conflict resolution puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are sumo wrestlers so effective at conflict resolutions? They're meaty asians.

Hilarious Fun Resolution Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about resolution you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean width jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make resolution pranks.