She said "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019.
She said "fuck you". So i'm pretty excited about 2017.
It's my new year's resolution.
Maybe I won't stick with this one either.
1920x1080
It's my new year's resolution.
... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
She said "fuck you" so I'm pretty excited about 2018
She said: "fuck you". So I'm pretty excited about 2018.
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Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160.
It's my new year resolution.
So overweight people are now average, which means you have met your New Year's resolution.
Happy new year!
Only 13 more to go
That my new years resolution is 144p
Well I guess there's always next year
I only have 15 more to go.
My 4K monitor turned up this morning, I'm so happy!!
Cuz I could see myself doing you for a month or two
1280x720
...if that's OK with you guys?
That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!
He said, "1920x1080".
Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year's Resolution
1024x768.
3840x2160
...Only 15 pounds to go.
But I know that won't happen. Something will go wrong, and I'll fail.
But I'm not gonna smoke any less either.
1. Stop being lazy.
I don't have a clue how I'm going to get all that done by tomorrow.
Only 12 more to go.
A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.'
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.'
Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story,' replied the rabbi. 'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'
The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?' The rabbi responded: "'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"
it's June
And I plan on sticking to it.
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