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- My New Years resolution is to complete all of my task! Welp, I hope I can complete this resol...
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My New Year's resolution was to be more like the late Kim Jong Il.
Unfortunately, I've gone to the bathroom a few times already. Still trying, though!
New Year's Resolution
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-- Demetri Martin
My New Year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking...
One fifth a day, max.
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For my New Year's Resolution I've decided only to smoke after having s**....
If 2014 is anything to go by, I've quit.
My resolution this year is the same as last year.
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My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it.
New Year's Resolution
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My New Year's Resolutions
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1440 x 900
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My resolution last year was to lose 25 lbs.
Anyone know how I can lose 50lbs in an hour and fifteen minutes?
My new year's resolution...
2K, and 16 extra pixels.
My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds
Only 13 more to go
I had only one New Year's resolution.
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What resolution do Polish people use on their computers?
1939 x 6,000,000
I have an old resolution
640x480
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My New Year's Resolution was to stop m**...
Well I guess there's always next year
My New Year's resolution is…
4k. This new TV is awesome!!
What resolution does a racist shoot his videos in?
3K
So, what is your new resolution for 2018?
5120 x 2880
I came up with my New Year's resolution. I will be more of an optimist
But I know that won't happen. Something will go wrong, and I'll fail.
My New Year's resolution is to give up club sandwiches.
But I don't think I can give up cold turkey.
My New Year's Resolution is to stop making commitments that I can't follow through with.
I guess I already failed.
My new year's resolution is to stay out of shape
Maybe I won't stick with this one either.
My New Year's resolution is to learn how to read calendars properly by the end of 2012
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My New Year's resolution is to have Faith and Hope...
It'll be a great t**....
My resolution for 2018 is to stay in shape
Lucky for me, round is a shape
My New Year's resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants
Roll on 2018
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New year's resolution - give up smoking and w**....
It'll be tough because since I was 14, I've been a 40-a-day guy. I smoke a fair bit too.
What resolution do Mexican movie theaters show movies in?
Por que.
What's your New Year's resolution?
Mine is 3840x2160.
My new year's resolution is to get my gym membership
Cancelled.
My resolution for this upcoming year is likely going to be the same as this year.
My computer wouldn't run games well at 4k anyway.
My New Year's resolution for 2019 is to not do things prematurely.
So far it's going well.
My resolution for the next year? The same as the previous years...
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My New Year's resolution is exactly the same as the last year's
1920x1080p, I still don't have money for a new monitor...
My New Year's resolution about eating better is going very well.
Only had one cheat day so far!
My new year's resolution is to abide by the famous saying "Don't start something that you can't
The New Year's Resolution of an ADHD
AD4K
So, my New Year's resolution was to stop wasting all of my money...
Man, it's hard. I'm spent.
My New Year's Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer
I've only got 40 lbs. to go
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My resolution this year will be the same as last year
360p, internet is still s**...
My New Year's Resolution is to be more humble...
Which should be easy as I'm already *really* good at it!
My New Year's Resolution
Stop procrastinating.
My new year's resolution is I'm going to be less condescending.
And by the way, condescending means talking down to people.
My New Year's resolution is going great!
I went to the gym this morning and I've already lost 10 pounds. Seriously I have no idea where I misplaced those dumbbells.
My new year's resolution for 2023
Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
My New Year's Resolution is to exercise more
I hope it works out...
