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Funniest Resistor Short Jokes

Short resistor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resistor humour may include short capacitor jokes also.

1. Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor...
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2. What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game? I ohmed you!
   (my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)
3. Best dad joke I ever came up with: What do you call a resistor that doesn't work? Ohm-less
4. So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors. The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.
5. What does the electron say to the resistor? Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
6. I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork.
7. Tell a man a joke, he will laugh for a day. Tell a resistor a joke, he'll tell you what number it is in the joke handbook.
8. Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.
9. What do corridors, snakes, and resistors have in common? Monty.
   Monty Hall, Monty Python, Monty Oum.
10. I just made this one up and it's really s**.... What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent? Ohm-less

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Resistor One Liners

Which resistor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resistor? I can suggest the ones about resistance and ohms.

1. Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor.
2. What is a resistors favorite breakfast? An Ohm-let
3. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor.......
4. What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga An ohm resistor
5. I was told I would never become anything So I became a resistor
   I have zero potential
6. What did the resistor say to the capacitor? Watt's up. ^^^I'm ^^^^Sorry
7. What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor? Ω my ghosh
8. Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor.
9. Why did Mr. Ohm marry Ms. Ohm Their love was electric and He couldn't Resistor.
10. Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors.
11. Girls are like resistors... The more resistance they have, the hotter they are.
12. Why did the big resistor lose weight? Because it was on a diode
13. How much does it cost to get a resistor changed out? An ohm and a leg!
14. My new s**... robot works great I can't resistor
15. Ohm's Girlfriend was a v**... He couldn't resistor

Howlingly Hilarious Resistor Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about resistor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transformer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make resistor pranks.