Resisting Arrest Jokes
42 resisting arrest jokes and hilarious resisting arrest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about resisting arrest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Resisting Arrest Short Jokes
Short resisting arrest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resisting arrest humour may include short arresting officer jokes also.
- A child was sent to jail for staying up past his bedtime He got charged with resisting arrest.
- You know about the guy who went to jail for working too long? He was arrested for resisting a rest.
- What was the circuit charged with? resisting arrest.
Thought of this in electrical theory today. It's dumb, but I laughed to myself. - George ohm is a real trouble maker I mean who else gets arrested for resisting as much as he does?
- I looked up "the black death" on web MD. The first three symptoms are as follows.
1. A police encounter.
2. False accusations.
3. Resisting arrest. - My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest.
- As the police arrested the hobo, they were met with little resistance he was ohmless
- Why did the Hipster get arrested? Resisting a vest.
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Resisting Arrest One Liners
Which resisting arrest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resisting arrest? I can suggest the ones about arrested assaulting and arrested.
- How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest? Sing the national anthem
- I was arrested for being awake too long The cops said i was resisting a rest
- Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest.
- Why did the circuit get arrested?? Because it was resisting!!!
- Why couldn't the criminal fall asleep? He was resisting arrest.
- If a child refuses a nap are they resisting arrest?
- A toddler was arrested at a day care today... He was resisting a rest
- Did you hear about the guy from jail who was refusing a nap? He was resisting arrest.
- If a kid refuses to sleep Are they guilting for resisting arrest?
- If an officer's child refuses to go to bed,.. Would it be resisting arrest?
- If a child refuses to take a nap Is he resisting arrest?
- I was in a race once... the police called it "resisting arrest".
- I got struck by lightning And charged with resisting cardiac arrest.
- Why did the 2 year old get sent to prison? he was resisting arrest.
- I decided not to take a nap today But then I was charged with resisting arrest.
Humorous Resisting Arrest Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about resisting arrest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean resist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make resisting arrest pranks.
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car...
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a
car...
... And they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, a**...!" shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
Laws of physics vs the law
Heisenberg, Shrodinger and Ohm were driving down a highway when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop asks Heisenberg if he knew how fast he was going, as you can surmise, he claimed he didn't know because he knew exactly where they were. The cop, finding this suspicious asks them to open the trunk. He comes back to the front and asks them why they have a dead cat in the trunk and Shrodinger responds, "because you opened the trunk you fool!!". The cop, now visibly irritated promptly moves to arrest all three. Ohm, resisted.
It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Police, open up, you're under arrest
"Police open up you're under arrest" who?
Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.
You're at the mall when a security guard comes up to you.
He (falsely) suspects you of attempted shoplifting.
You try to explain to him that you're not, but he thinks you're getting aggressive and trying to resist arrest.
He pulls out his taser.
What happens next may shock you...
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks, 'Do you know how fast you were going?'
'No, but I know exactly where I am,' Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, 'you were doing 55 in a 35.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, 'Great! Now, I'm lost.'
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop the trunk. He checks it out and says, 'Do you know you have a dead cat back here?'
'We do now, a**...!' Shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.