Resistant Jokes
33 resistant jokes and hilarious resistant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about resistant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Resistant Short Jokes
Short resistant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resistant humour may include short resistance jokes also.
- A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments. That has left scientists scratching their heads.
- What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? Neither one can resist the urge to crack open a cold one .
- Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.
- Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."
He leaves without resistance. - A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don't serve your kind here. The superconductor left without resistance.
- How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.
- Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
- Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised?
They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. - Why does lightning strike in France so often? Because it follows the path of least resistance.
- If electricity always follows the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?
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Resistant One Liners
Which resistant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resistant? I can suggest the ones about stubborn and intolerant.
- Why does France have so many river? Water follows the path of least resistance.
- Why are there so many rivers in France? Water takes the path of least resistance
- Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest.
- How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest? Sing the national anthem
- If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- I was arrested for being awake too long The cops said i was resisting a rest
- What is it called when a kid refuses to sleep during nap time? Resisting a rest.
- I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym
- A guy was thrown into the jail for refusing to take a nap He was resisting a rest
- When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?
- Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can't resist anything 25% off
- Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail? He was resisting a rest.
- They say revolution breeds revolution. Resistance is fertile.
- Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest.
- A cop once told me to take a nap... I wasn't tired, so I got jailed for resisting a rest.
Drug Resistant Jokes
Here is a list of funny drug resistant jokes and even better drug resistant puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend Pierre tried to convince me to do drugs with him. It was really hard, but I managed to resist Pierre pressure.
- How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick.
- Why are all comic book readers drug addicts? They just can't resist the heroine.
Cheerful Resistant Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about resistant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make resistant pranks.
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a car...
Heisenberg, Schroedinger and Ohm are in a
car...
... And they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, a**...!" shouts Schroedinger.
The cop moves to arrest them.
Ohm resists.
As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers:
"Hey cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam." I said sternly. "I don't even work here."
The moist finger
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, at first encountering resistance but then plunging in, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds, before I knew it, she was going down on me.
And I thought to myself..... "I really need a new freakin' boat."
