Resistant Jokes

Funniest Resistant Short Jokes

Short resistant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resistant humour may include short resistance jokes also.

1. A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments. That has left scientists scratching their heads.
2. Glad to see my Buddhist friends join and chant in the protests Everyone knows the more Ohms- the greater the resistance.
3. Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."
   He leaves without resistance.
4. A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don't serve your kind here. The superconductor left without resistance.
5. Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
6. Why does lightning strike in France so often? Because it follows the path of least resistance.
7. Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
8. An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist.
9. Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?
10. They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait. Apparently you aren't one of them.

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Resistant One Liners

Which resistant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resistant? I can suggest the ones about stubborn and intolerant.

1. Why does France have so many river? Water follows the path of least resistance.
2. Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest.
3. How do you get a football player to stop resisting arrest? Sing the national anthem
4. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?
5. I was arrested for being awake too long The cops said i was resisting a rest
6. I do resistance training every day It's called refusing to go to the gym
7. A guy was thrown into the jail for refusing to take a nap He was resisting a rest
8. Why did the insomniac get thrown into jail? He was resisting a rest.
9. They say revolution breeds revolution. Resistance is fertile.
10. A cop once told me to take a nap... I wasn't tired, so I got jailed for resisting a rest.
11. Why was the baby put in jail? For resisting a rest.
    ^^^^I'll ^^^^take ^^^^my ^^^^coat
12. Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist.
13. Why did the Jew jump off the cliff? He couldn't resist a free fall.
14. Why did the circuit get arrested?? Because it was resisting!!!
15. Why do cops hate insomniacs? Because they are always resisting a rest

Drug Resistant Jokes

Here is a list of funny drug resistant jokes and even better drug resistant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend Pierre tried to convince me to do drugs with him. It was really hard, but I managed to resist Pierre pressure.
• How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick.

Cheerful Resistant Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about resistant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tough jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make resistant pranks.