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Funniest Resigned Short Jokes

Short resigned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resigned humour may include short retired jokes also.

  1. The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation. This is not surprising. It is the end of May, after all.
  2. A man crosses the mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family. Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
  3. So Betsy DeVos resigned... I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
  4. The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal.
  5. I resigned from my job as a personal trainer as they said I wasn't strong enough I handed in my too weak notice
  6. Scott Pruitt has resigned to focus more on his true passion.. Throwing uncut plastic soda rings into the ocean.
  7. If Sunak wanted to go full Machiavel he could resign because of the fine, thus putting pressure on Johnson to do the same. Of course neither of them will, because they’re a pair of fetid chancers.
  8. What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs? chicken tenders.
  9. I worked in a helium factory I resigned after a week, I wasn't going to be spoken to like that
  10. Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife. I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.

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Resigned One Liners

Which resigned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resigned? I can suggest the ones about sacked and departed.

  1. The British Prime Minister resigned today. I guess the people lost their Truss.
  2. Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him.
  3. The Prime Minister's speech writer has resigned. He's speechless.
  4. The president of the United States has resigned Now these are unpresidented times
  5. What did the chicken do to quit its job at McDonalds? Chicken tendered its resignation
  6. Amid departures and resignations The White House needs gone control
  7. What did the UK say to the EU. I resign, and so do all my politicians.
  8. Hey, did you hear? Hope Hicks is set to resign as White House Communications Director.
  9. What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate.
  10. Why did the dentist resign? Because of 'Coulgate' scandal.
  11. World's smallest resignation letter to boss: Dear Sir,
  12. When does the narwhal bacon? Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately.
  13. World's shortest resign letter. Dear Sir,
    Waak! thuu.
    Thank You.
  14. Why did Mr Mishkin resign from the Board of Governors? To revise his text book
  15. What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict.

Resigned joke, What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Humorous Resigned Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about resigned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fired jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make resigned pranks.

A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper.

She asks for three things:
1. A man who will treat her nicely,
2. A man who won't leave her, and
3. A man who is good in bed.
Several weeks go buy without a result, and the woman is resigned to life without a man who can embody those qualities. Then, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find an armless, legless man in a wheelchair. He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't run away from you." The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

j**... Falwell Jr has resigned his post as president from the school that his father founded

When reporters were seeking a statement, he was not at Liberty to respond

A cosmonaut c**... lands

A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space craft c**... lands in the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush hospital clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is really bandaged from head to foot and sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yerster dye."

Ronald Reagan's Memory

One day a reporter confronted Ronald Reagan about a previous statement he had made. "Mr. President, you said that you would resign if your memory started to fade," the reporter said. Reagan smiled and replied, "I don't remember saying that."

Corporate Story

At a meeting, the Boss told a joke. 
Everyone on the team laughed except o**.... 
The Boss asked him, 'Didn't you understand my joke?' 
The guy replied, 'Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.'

Resigned joke, What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs?