Resignation Jokes
6 resignation jokes and hilarious resignation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about resignation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make the most of your resignation with these great resignation jokes! Whether you choose to go out with a sincere resignation letter, HTTPS your way out of the office, or sneak out with an ad-blocker, we have the best resignation jokes to make it as painless—and funny—as possible. Get the perfect punchline to your exit with these Intuit resignation jokes.
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Quirky and Hilarious Resignation Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation.
This is not surprising. It is the end of May, after all.
A man crosses the mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family.
Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper.
She asks for three things:
1. A man who will treat her nicely,
2. A man who won't leave her, and
3. A man who is good in bed.
Several weeks go buy without a result, and the woman is resigned to life without a man who can embody those qualities. Then, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find an armless, legless man in a wheelchair. He says, "I'm here about the ad in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms, so I can't beat you, and I have no legs, so I can't run away from you." The woman is skeptical, and asks, "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
So Betsy DeVos resigned...
I guess some people were starting to pressure her to invoke the 25th amendment and she got scared because she can't count that high.
The Pope is sick.
Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal.
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j**... Falwell Jr has resigned his post as president from the school that his father founded
When reporters were seeking a statement, he was not at Liberty to respond
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