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Real Middle-aged Texting.
Man: "Fair maiden, wherest doth thou reside on this fair evening?"
Woman: "Good sir, I am trapped within the reside of mine parents"
Man: "Oh, mine love, how I wish mineself were trapped in thine reside so I could bury my face deep within thine bossom."
Woman: "Mine parents shall rest in the hour next. Upon that time, I shall make mine escape, and help you polish your sword."
Man: "Mine sword shall stand in waiting for thine touch."
We've had about 7 or 8 Resident Evil games so far...
when do we get our first Attending Physician Evil?
In the Resident Evil series, how does one make a proper Jill Sandwich?
You put it between two slices of Breadfield and then add some Weskershire sauce.
A woman dies and goes to Heaven
There she is found by St Peter and is escorted to where she'll reside for the rest of her days. As they walk through Heaven,they go through a giant hallway full of clocks. "What are these clocks on the wall",she asks St Peter. "Every man and woman on earth has a personal clock and everytime he or she commits a sin,the clock ticks". "Ohhh...and where's my husband's clock?" she asks."Ahh,we've been using this one in Jesus' office as an air fan"
Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station?
They wanted to get the lead out.
What is Leon's (from Resident Evil 2) favorite number?
808 (ADA WAIT!)
How did the residents of Fangorn Forest develop their website?
With some good old fashioned data ent-tree of course!
Residents of Toledo, Ohio, are there things that people in your city do that you consider to be wholly Toledo?
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