Reset Jokes
7 reset jokes and hilarious reset puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reset that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the world of password reset jokes. From HTC's revenue reset to the concept of refreshing a joke, this article looks at the playful side of security and technology. Learn how some companies and jokes capitalize on the common existence of password resetting.
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What is a good reset joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix.
Just reset to olfactory settings.
Password reset
A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"
"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."
"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"
"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."
"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"
"No, you must get a new one."
"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."
"Sorry, you must get a new one."
"OK, roses."
"Sorry you must use more letters."
"OK, pretty roses"
"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."
"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
"OK, 1prettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use additional characters."
"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."
"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."
"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"
I had to reset my password, chicken, to have a capital in it
It's now chicken kiev
"Removing my make up"
Or how I like to call it:
"Reset face to factory settings"
How do you do a system reset on your country?
Hit Ctrl-Alt-Right-Delete
Saw my wife taking off her make up last night...
Or, as I call it, "Reset to factory settings "
For my 3rd cake day I'd like to re-re retell
Resell, retail, retale, resail reset preset presume resume
Assume retell
That my favorite joke is good ol' #788
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