The Best 13 Reset Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reset jokes. There are some reset esc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reset settings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reset Jokes and Puns

If you lose your sense of smell due to Covid, here's a simple fix.

Just reset to olfactory settings.

Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.

"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"

"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."

"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"

"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."

"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"

"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."

"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"

"No, you must get a new one."

"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."

"Sorry, you must get a new one."

"OK, roses."

"Sorry you must use more letters."

"OK, pretty roses"

"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."

"OK, 1 pretty rose"

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

"OK, 1prettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use additional characters."

"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."

"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"

"Removing my make up"

Or how I like to call it:

"Reset face to factory settings"

How do you do a system reset on your country?

Hit Ctrl-Alt-Right-Delete

Saw my wife taking off her make up last night...

Or, as I call it, "Reset to factory settings "


For my 3rd cake day I'd like to re-re retell

Resell, retail, retale, resail reset preset presume resume
Assume retell

That my favorite joke is good ol' #788

My mind is like a steel trap

I can use it once and then I have to reset it.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

me: resetting forgotten password

*red box* : you can't use the old password

Why don't women accept FaceTimes after 9PM?

Because their faces are reset back to factory settings

I used to threaten my wife with divorce

I get more of a rise out of her if I threaten to reset her phone to factory settings

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YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks.

Oops, wrong sub

[] (#s "reset the counter")

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