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60 reserve jokes and hilarious reserve puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reserve that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy a good laugh with jokes from the Federal Reserve, Army Reserve, Bank, Naval and Arena. Here is a collection of funny jokes that everyone can share and enjoy!

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Popular Reserve Short Jokes

Short reserve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reserve humour may include short reservation jokes also.

  1. I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.
  2. Hotel Indian. Did you hear about the Indian who had to sleep in the hotel lobby because he didn't have a reservation?
  3. Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.
  4. l made $48m today and I'm STILL having burger King for dinner. Just another day working at the Federal Reserve.
  5. I called the library to try to make a reservation... But they said they were fully booked.
  6. I'm starting to have second thoughts about the hotel room I booked at the Indian Casino this weekend. simply put, I'm having reservations about my reservation on the reservation.
  7. Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
  8. If you're having second thoughts about dinner plans on tribal lands... I guess you're having... Reservations about reservations on the reservation.
  9. I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations.
  10. What is it called when you're having second thoughts about booking a room at a Native American casino? A reservation reservation reservation.

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Reserve One Liners

Which reserve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reserve? I can suggest the ones about avail and capacity.

  1. Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby? He didn't have a reservation.
  2. "Yes, I have reservations, but I'll eat here anyway." - my dad to every hostess ever
  3. Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations.
  4. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
  5. Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh.
  6. I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations
  7. Why were Natives in America First? ...Because they had reservations.
  8. The Native Americans used to trust the white man, now they have their reservations.
  9. Most Native Americans don't like me. Or at least they have reservations.
  10. My wife says she is really looking forward to the hotel... But I have my reservations.
  11. I was trying to make a reservation for a seat at the library But they were fully booked
  12. Why were the indigenous the first people in the Americas? Because they made reservations.
  13. How do you get into a Native American restaurant? You make a reservation
  14. Whose the best team in the NFL this year? The injured reserve
  15. I wanted to see where the Native Americans lived.... but I have my reservations...

Federal Reserve Jokes

Here is a list of funny federal reserve jokes and even better federal reserve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Federal Reserve is fighting a war against inflation Journalists are calling it a conflict of interest
  • If you're going to file a lawsuit against the Federal Reserve what medicine should you take? Sudafed
  • What kind of car does the chairperson of the Federal Reserve drive? A Fiat
  • What did the man who blamed his nasal congestion on the federal reserve do in response? Sudafed
  • What does Roger Federer call his backup racket? The Federer Reserve
  • Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits? In debasement.
  • Why did the 007 movie about the Federal Reserve being robbed flop in theaters? Because there's just not much interest left in the Bond.
  • How can you tell when money is counterfeit? It has the words "federal reserve note" written on it.
  • Did you hear about the p**... studio that went to the bank to get a loan? They got a very good interest rate.

Army Reserve Jokes

Here is a list of funny army reserve jokes and even better army reserve puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid
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Hilarious Reserve Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about reserve you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean guard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make reserve prank.

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a Russian are standing and staring at a portrait of Adam and Eve...

"Look at their calm, their reserve" says the Briton. "Surely they must be British!"
"Nonsense!" Replies the Frenchman. "They are beautiful. Surely they must be French!"
The Russian finally speaks, "they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

A mummy calls a restauraunt.

- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

A man went skydiving for the first time. "It's easy," said the instructor.

"Just count to five and pull on the main c**...," the instructor continued. "If that doesn't open, count to ten and pull on the reserve c**...."
"Super easy," he concluded. "Then you'll float slowly to the ground, and our bus will be there to drive you back to the airport."
The man jumped out the plane, and pulled on the main c**.... Nothing happened. He pulled on the reserve c**.... Nothing happened.
He looked down at the ground which was approaching fast, and said: "I bet that bus won't be there to pick me up either."

A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"
They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.
"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're n**... and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and Russian agreed on this point but the Russian soon raises an objection to this.
"No clothes, no shelter and they have only an apple to eat but they're told this is Paradise. They are clearly Russian"

The Garden of Eden

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're n**..., and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. Clearly, they are Russian."

Questions

At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.o**... asked: If our c**... doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground? The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: The rest of your life.

A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant:

"Can I reserve a table for two?"
"Sure just give me a name."
"Semerkhet."
"Would you spell it for me?"
"Bird, double triangle, wavy line, another bird, dog head, sun, scarab..."

If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve...

....that would be a reservation reservation reservation
-credit to Brian Regan

A man goes to buy a parachute

He asks the cashier,
what happens if the parachute fails to deploy?
The cashier responds: Oh, Just pull the reserve c**..., you will be fine.
The man asks again: What if the reserve c**... fails???
The cashier responds: Well, In that case bring it back and we will give you a full refund!

Hello, can I reserve a table for Pharaoh Hotepsekhemwy?

Could you spell by letters, please?
Yes, sure. A bird, two triangles, a wavy line, the sun, again a bird, a dog's head, a scarab

I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists.

I'm going to call it Boko Harambe

Where do they store surplus belly b**...?

The naval reserve.
^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry...

Some lions just escaped a nature reserve in South Africa

They were rejected from their group.
They could maybe ask to be let in the group again
But their pride wouldn't let them.

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students

one of them asked the usual question always asked: "If our c**... doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?"
The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."

I just ate all the insects in our nature reserve, and my boss is about to find out...

I've got butterflies in my stomach.

Where do you store extra belly b**...?

In a naval reserve!

I wanted to reserve a copy of a new novel coming out

But they were all booked

I wanted to open a place where people could drink and go dancing. A portion of all proceeds would be donated to a nature reserve where threatened species could breed and raise their offspring in peace. But I had to close it down.

I really thought Club Baby Seals was going to be a bigger hit.

What did the Barbie factory do when it ran out of belly b**...?

They called the the navel reserve, naturally.

I tried to reserve a spot at the Library

But they said they were booked

After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions.

Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?

What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve?

"Inuit!"

Fast Thinker

Guy's first time parachuting... yada yada c**... fails, reserve fails. He's falling. But he sees a speck coming up toward him, faster than he's falling. He realizes it's a guy and figuring he has nothing to lose, he yells,
"Hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
and as they pass the other guy yells back,
"Sorry man, I don't . Do you know anything about propane BBQs?"

Yo mamma's so fat...

The reserve bank bailed her out, cause she was too big to fail.

Hi, I'd like to reserve a table for 5 O'Clock?

Employee: Sir... this is... McDonald's
Me: Oh apologies, my bad... I'd like to McReserve a table for 5 O'Clock

I called SeaWorld to reserve tickets, but before I got through, I had to say, "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"

They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises...

Life on a game reserve is like a box of Celebrations

Reserve joke, Life on a game reserve is like a box of Celebrations

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