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25 resembles jokes and hilarious resembles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about resembles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Resembles Short Jokes

Short resembles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The resembles humour may include short similar jokes also.

  1. What do you call it when you kill an important donkey? An Assassassination.
    I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I've ever made up that resembles a joke.
  2. What do you call a 12-sided platonic solid that loosely resembles an extinct flightless bird? A dododecahedron
  3. Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror? The resemblance was striking.
  4. My father said I would be able to consider myself successful when my bank account balance resembled a phone number Hey. 911 is a phone number.
  5. Gru and Putin resemble each other and both are despicable but how are they different? One is aimed at children and the other aims at children.
  6. People say the #MeToo movement is starting to resemble a witch hunt, but I don't think that's fair... For one thing, in a real witch hunt, the accused gets a trial first.
  7. I heard Disney is making a princess that's more pc to viewers. She's said to resemble Rapunzel. Except instead of letting down her hair, she lets down everyone in her life.
  8. So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.
  9. An interesting title In high school kids used to say i resembled a large bird so they would exclude me from activities.
    I guess that would make me Ostrich-sized
  10. Did you hear that Trump Tower is being remodeled to add a clock that resembles Big Ben I've heard people complain that it has tiny hands.

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Resembles One Liners

Which resembles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with resembles? I can suggest the ones about look alike and appears.

  1. Did you hear about the boxer who fought his own clone? The resemblance was striking.
  2. What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet? Cantaloupe
  3. Yo mama so ugly I can now see the resemblance.
  4. Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny.
  5. I told my friend that his curly brown hair closely resembles wool. He looked sheepish.
  6. I work with a guy that bears resemble to Luke Skywalker. We call him a Luke-a-like.
  7. Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy
  8. The College Board's logo resembles an acorn No wonder they drive me nuts
  9. I often get confused with the invisible man Personally, I don't see the resemblance.
  10. How do you make a blonde's brain resemble a pea? You inflate it and paint it green.
  11. What's the animal that has got 3 legs and resembles a dog? A-three legged dog.
  12. Girl did you drop from heaven? Because you resemble lucifier
  13. which part of a woman best resembles men h**...

Resembles joke, which part of a woman best resembles men

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about resembles can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of resembles puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

The Funniest Resembles Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about resembles you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean smells like jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make resembles prank.

A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"

"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."

A 'your mom' joke, from around year zero, ancient Rome:

"The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself.
"Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'
"'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
(I recently found my purpose in life and now I need to learn all about comedy, I thought I should start with history, this joke was unearthed by a group of historians from the UK, thought I'd share it here).

My boss recently fired me...

So, my boss recently fired me and he sent me an email that read "I did not want to fire you, but I had to. You were slacking on every project I assigned to you and you get too easily distracted. Please stop by and pick up your things, OK? I expect to see that your office is empty by Saturday."
I then realized how much OK resembled a stick-man.

Three engineers are debating what kind of engineer designed the human body

The first says "It has to be an electric engineer! The nervous system resembles some fantastic electrical work!"
The second says "It was obviously a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints throughout the human body."
The third says "It was a civil engineer! Who else would put a waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Whats the resemblance between a p**... and bungee jumping?

You enjoy them both untill the rubber snaps.

What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african w**...?

If the rubber blows, you're dead

Two priests are driving along the road when they get stopped by a police officer

The officer walks up to the priests' car and tells them, "Hello sirs, we're looking for two child molesters. Have you seen anyone that could resemble the sort?"
The priest in the driver's seat turns to the other, and after a brief moment of conversation, turns back to the officer and says,
"Yeah, okay, we'll do it."

can someone explain this ancient Roman joke

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No, your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'

The resemblance was uncanny!

A newlywed man was in the garage working on his motorcycle. His new wife came out of the house and watched him work for a few minutes before saying, Now that we are married, you should probably sell that motorcycle.
The man's face went pale and he looked as if he might throw up.
Are you okay? Whats the matter? begged his wife.
He managed to get control of himself. For a minute there, you sounded like my ex-wife.
Your ex-wife? the woman exclaimed. You never told me that you were married before!
I wasn't, he said.

Resembles joke, The resemblance was uncanny!

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