Resemblance Jokes
10 resemblance jokes and hilarious resemblance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about resemblance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Resemblance jokes are amusing to many families, because they often involve looking for similarities between family members. Discover the various types of this knockoff of humor, such as the lookalike twin and the “you’re just like your father” jokes. Explore why these knockoffs create such laughter and how to find the humor in your own family.
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Cheeky Resemblance Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good resemblance joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"
"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."
What do you call it when you kill an important donkey?
An Assassassination.
I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I've ever made up that resembles a joke.
A 'your mom' joke, from around year zero, ancient Rome:
"The Emperor Augustus was touring the Empire, when he noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself.
"Intrigued he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?'
"'No your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'"
(I recently found my purpose in life and now I need to learn all about comedy, I thought I should start with history, this joke was unearthed by a group of historians from the UK, thought I'd share it here).
My boss recently fired me...
So, my boss recently fired me and he sent me an email that read "I did not want to fire you, but I had to. You were slacking on every project I assigned to you and you get too easily distracted. Please stop by and pick up your things, OK? I expect to see that your office is empty by Saturday."
I then realized how much OK resembled a stick-man.
What do you call a 12-sided platonic solid that loosely resembles an extinct flightless bird?
A dododecahedron
Did you hear about the guy who got slapped by his reflection whenever he looked at a mirror?
The resemblance was striking.
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What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african w**...?
If the rubber blows, you're dead
can someone explain this ancient Roman joke
Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: 'Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?' 'No, your Highness,' he replied, 'but my father was.'
The resemblance was uncanny!
A newlywed man was in the garage working on his motorcycle. His new wife came out of the house and watched him work for a few minutes before saying, Now that we are married, you should probably sell that motorcycle.
The man's face went pale and he looked as if he might throw up.
Are you okay? Whats the matter? begged his wife.
He managed to get control of himself. For a minute there, you sounded like my ex-wife.
Your ex-wife? the woman exclaimed. You never told me that you were married before!
I wasn't, he said.
My father said I would be able to consider myself successful when my bank account balance resembled a phone number
Hey. 911 is a phone number.
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