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Can Flemish and Dutch people understand each other?

Two Flemish men are in Holland and see a poster: "Shirts - 5 Euros". They turn to each other and say "Wow, that's cheap. Let's buy a dozen to resell them back in Belgium"
They enter the store and say, in their best possible Dutch: "We would like 10 shirts, please".
The man behind the counter answers "Ah, I see that you're Flemish" They reply: "Huh, how? Is our Dutch not that good?"
"No, you both speak it perfectly, but this is a dry cleaners"

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Who makes more money - a drug dealer or a p**...?

The p**...- she can wash her crack and resell it.

For my 3rd cake day I'd like to re-re retell

Resell, retail, retale, resail reset preset presume resume
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That my favorite joke is good ol' #788

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