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Their evidence: It runs in your jeans.
The results are staggering, leaving the researchers split 5-4 in favor of the conclusion. Across all fields, at least one in two people are incompetent at their jobs.
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
... after someone finally opened the door.
Because they grew a part.
There's a lot less of them than there used to be...
It's called Tricoxagain.
Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?" "Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor,
"That would be defeeting the porpoise."
Because the subject is still to immature.
However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining.
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Researchers have calculated that it takes longer than expected for radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years to pass through valves. Reason unknown.
They got some cutting edge technology
But eventually, they decided to pass the torch
It has beegun.
It seems his pupils die late.
I'm down.
First one reports to boss: There is zero prospect here. No one is wearing shoes.
Second one reports to boss: There is unbelievable market here. No one is wearing shoes.
Proving once and for all that alcohol is habit forming.
According to them, this is a full-blown disease.
Russian roulette is complete safe.
and turns out, they're racist.
You should probably get them checked out.
… and no positive either.
And I just thought my wife was a bad cook.
People will believe anything that follows the words "Researchers have shown that".
I bet the scientist that are trying to cure diabetes in humans are so jealous right now.
Infinite.
None. They don't want you to see what they are doing.
Time to create some viral memes
However, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.
Darkness, faulty condoms blamed.
Stephen Hawking won by a landslide
In fact, some researchers suggest they may even be able to run Windows 10 without crashing.
It can actually capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.
A hiiiiiiiistorian.
I'll see myself out.
The researchers are calling it Placebo Domingo
For thot experiments..
Tequila Mockingbird.
How it works is the man applies the gel for about two minutes and then realizes he no longer needs sex.
Towels
your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.
...
After a few minutes, they went back inside.
A recent news headline indicated that lawyers were now being used as experimental test subjects in place of laboratory rats. I read further because this just didn't seem right, but the story gave several very solid reasons for the substitution of lawyers for rats.
First: There are more of them.
Second: The researchers had a tendency to become attached to the laboratory rats.
Third: There are just some things you can't get a rat to do.
It makes a lot of scents when you think about it
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