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40 research shows jokes and hilarious research shows puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about research shows that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Research Shows Short Jokes

Short research shows jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The research shows humour may include short research jokes also.

  1. New research shows 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. This is my first time. Please be gentle.
  2. Research shows that the people of Saudi Arabia don't like "The Flintstones"..
    But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
  3. Recent research shows that horses tend to have much better mental health than other farm animals Due to their stable environment
  4. New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest
  5. New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...
  6. Research shows that, on average, men tend to write longer sentences than women. They don't get periods.
  7. Research from China shows the Coronavirus really attacks the Lungs As well as the Chans, Wongs, Lees and Lins.
  8. Research shows that m**... is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of m**....
  9. There's going to be a new TV show about m**... research in the 1950s. It's a period piece.

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Research Shows One Liners

Which research shows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with research shows? I can suggest the ones about scientific studies and study conducted.

  1. A research shows that 96.86% of people in the sea are sailors. The rest are  πrates
  2. Research Show that 1 in 3 people cheat... Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend...
  3. A New research shows us that the main cause of dry skin is.... Towels.
  4. New research Shows Amish people have lower rates of cyber bullying
  5. Research shows that the number one cause of divorce in America is Marriage
  6. Guy I think I'm a hypochondriac I've done the research and I'm showing symptoms...
  7. Research shows that Amish people have the lowest rates of being scammed online
  8. Research shows that six out of seven dwarves… aren't Happy.
  9. The latest research shows that... Research is pointless.
  10. Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use c**... these people are called dads
  11. Research shows that smoking p**... does not make you paranoid. But I highly doubt it.
  12. Research shows that gay s**... Is 100% manlier than straight s**...

Comical Research Shows Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about research shows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean market research jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make research shows pranks.

A woman goes to a doctor for a v**... examination

After the examination, the doctor says that everything looks good.
Well, says the woman, That is great because I'm getting married for the fourth time tomorrow!
Oh... the doctor says. But the research shows that you are a v**... ...
Yes, that's right, the woman answers, but my first husband was a gynaecologist and he only looked at it.
After that I married a psychologist and he only wanted to talk about it.
And my third husband was a contractor. He just kept saying we would start next week.
But tomorrow I'll marry a lawyer so I'm sure I will get s**... properly!

So I saw a study online...

Apparently a bunch of crows have been dying lately. One ornithologist linked their deaths to vehicles, whether it's them running into the vehicle, or the crows not moving out of the way.
An ornithologist for one university actually took it further, he wanted to know whether the majority of deaths were caused by trucks or by cars. The research showed that about 95% of the deaths were caused by trucks and 5% were by cars.
The study showed that most drivers in cars were actually able to avoid the crows, while trucks had trouble doing so. This is because crows at the last second were able to yell out "Cah Cah" but no crow could yell out "Truck"

A heart of gold.

A local charity had never received a donation from the town's banker, so the director made a phone call. Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven't given a penny to charity, the director began. Wouldn't you like to help the community?
The banker replied, Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?
Um, no, mumbled the director.
Or that my brother is unemployed? Or that my sister's husband left, leaving her broke with four kids?
I … I … I had no idea.
So, said the banker, if I don't give them any money, why would I give any to you?

World's Funniest Joke

The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes. Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.
The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.
The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:
*Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"*

Rich Banker

A local charity had never received a donation from the town's banker, so the director made a phone-call. Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven't given a penny to charity, the director began. Wouldn't you like to help the community?
The banker replied, Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?
Um, no, mumbled the director.
Or that my brother is blind and unemployed? Or that my sister's husband died, leaving her broke with four kids?
I … I … I had no idea.
So, said the banker, if I don't give them any money, why would I give any to you?

Lawyer joke

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you did not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um, no." The lawyer interrupts, "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"