Rescuers Jokes
14 rescuers jokes and hilarious rescuers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rescuers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rescuers Short Jokes
Short rescuers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rescuers humour may include short search and rescue jokes also.
- Newsflash! A small, 2-seat aircraft crashed in a graveyard in Poland. Rescuers have found 115 dead so far and expect to find hundreds more as they continue digging.
- I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave... Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.
- They've written a sequel to The Martian where a hundred rescuers attempt to rescue a stranded man on mars, only to fail. It's title.
101 Dull Martians - Cessna 172 crashes into Newfoundland cemetery. Rescuers have recovered hundreds of dead so far.
- A Native American fell down an out-house. When he was finally discovered, the rescuer asked him how long he had been there and he replied.
"Many moons"
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Rescuers One Liners
Which rescuers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rescuers? I can suggest the ones about rescue dog and fire fighters.
- You know, it was so close for those Thai boys... The rescuers almost said "Phuket".
Hilarious Fun Rescuers Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about rescuers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean survivors jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rescuers pranks.
A man got lost on a camping trip
A man got lost on a camping trip. Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
Charlie Smith, someone shouted, is that you?
Yes, it is, came the reply. Who are you?
We're from the Red Cross.
I gave at the office! Charlie shouted back.
A Christian man ends up on a deserted island...
He is stranded there for a few years until a rescue boat finds him. When the rescuers get onto the island, they are amazed to see what the man has built to survive. The man had built three different structures out of bamboo and leaves. They asked the man what the first structure was. The man said, That's my house. They then asked about the second structure. That's where I go to Church. The man replied. Then they asked about the third structure. A scowl came over the mans face as he told the rescuers, That's where I used to go to Church.
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Lone Survivor
The rescue team finds the crashed airplane. The lone survivor is chewing on a bone,with a huge pile of bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked. He says "You can't judge me for this, I had to survive." The rescue leader says "But, Christ, man ... your plane went down two days ago!"
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A man was stranded on an island and was visited by a genie who gave him one wish.
3 weeks later rescuers found a corpse with a 3 foot d**....
A sailor is stranded on a desert island with nothing but palm fronds and sea anemones to live off. Finally when he was recused the rescuers asked why was he covered in anemones with a ring of palm fronds in arms reach. He replies, 'I keep my fronds close but my anemones closer'.
'With fronds like that, who needs anemones?'
rescuers find a dead body floating in a lake in july
They take him out of the water and immidiately start resuscitating him. After an hour has passed another rescuer who has stood silent finally says
Boys I think you can stop now. You see, he has his skates on
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Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw the rescue and called the rescuer to his office. "Due to your actions, it appears your mental state is fine," the doctor said to the patient, "You can go home to your family, but before you do, you should know that the person you saved hung himself today." The patient replied, "He didn't hang himself; I hung him there to dry."
