Giggle-Inducing Reproduction Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
Republicans hate communism
Republicans hate communism, except when they want to seize the means of reproduction.
What does the herpetologist do when the s**... reproduction experiment is over?
Turns off his monitor.
What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?
A reptile dysfunction
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician sit at a bench in a park
They see a man walk into a shed. 10 minutes later, two people walk out.
The biologist says "It was reproduction",
the physicist says "It must be bad data",
but the mathematician doesn't say anything.
A few minutes later, someone else walks in the shed.
The mathematician goes "Ok, *now* nobody is in the shed"
I found the meaning of life!
noun
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
What does a communist p**... do?
Seizes the means of reproduction
How does a Marxist j**...?
By seizing the means of reproduction.
I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but...
His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!
A communist proposes s**... to his wife
He says "We must seize the means of reproduction!"
What is Romans reproduction called?
Times New Roman.
Donald Trump wants to make Russia great again all along.....
We should have known, he kept talking about seizing the means of reproduction after all
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What does a socialist do when they don't want children?
They seize the means of reproduction...
Sorry
Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card
-Seize the means of reproduction!
What do you call a communist c**...?
Seizing the means of reproduction
Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
The president is a closet communist
He likes to seize the means of reproduction.
A communist girl thought I was cute.
Next thing I know she seized my means of reproduction!
Why didn't people get laid during Communism?
The State seized the means of **re**production
What did the communist say when he wanted a h**...?
What did the communist say when he wanted a h**...?
"Seize the means of reproduction!"
If Karl Marx made a contraceptive company
Would it's slogan be seize the means of reproduction?
Asexual Reproduction.
I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.
It always shocks me when people say republicans are anti-communists
With trying to make abortions i**..., get rid of birth control, defund planned parenthood, those all are textbook examples of seizing the means of reproduction.
What's a female communist objective?
Seizing the means of reproduction.
"Daddy, where did I come from?"
Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about s**... attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.
"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
Did you hear about the communist couple that went to a fertility clinic?
They wanted to seize the means of reproduction.
A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production...
Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
How do Communists celebrate Valentine's Day
By seizing the means of reproduction.
Asexual reproduction is reproduction with only one party
And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
I was dating a chick from the Soviet Union...
it was nice until she tried to seize my means of reproduction.
Why did Stalin round up all the women in the USSR?
To seize the means of reproduction
What's the similarity between cellular reproduction and when James Charles stubs his toe?
They're both Mitosis
Why is it called sexting
and not textual reproduction?
How do communists neuter their dogs?
By seizing their means of reproduction
I found out my vet was a communist.
They took my dog's means of reproduction.
I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ...
Does the image come with reproduction rights?
Another google meme...
Me: what is the meaning of life?
Google:
*noun*
1. 1.the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."the origins of life"
2. 2.the existence of an individual human being or animal."a disaster that claimed the lives of 266 Americans"
