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- Why don't envelopes reproduce? Because they're all mail!
I thought of this myself. Proud of it. - Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild. monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey
- Modern vs back then Back then when the world started:reproducing is being successful
Now:NOT reproducing is being successful - I was shell-shocked when my neighbours brought home a test-tube baby... ...I did not know that test-tubes can reproduce.
- TIL there are cool machines that go under the water! I'd like to get in one which doesn't have a place where reposts can reproduce!
- How do police officers reproduce? They make copies.
- Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
- How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.
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Which reproduce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reproduce? I can suggest the ones about clone and breed.
- How do skeletons reproduce? They bone.
- Some lizards are unable to reproduce It's called a reptile dysfunction
- How do religions reproduce? They have sects.
- Which mythical creature has the hardest time reproducing? A Unic- horn.
- How do trees reproduce? They fernicate
- What do you call people who observe owls reproducing? A hornithologist.
- How do chess players reproduce? By check-mating.
- What do instruments do to reproduce? They have sax.
- how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks
- What army reproduces asexually? The corn army. They're only kernels and no privates
- slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion.
- Why do melons have to reproduce asexually? Because they cantelope
- I went to the nutcracker today Now I can't reproduce
- How do volcanoes reproduce? By making lava.
- How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother.
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What funny jokes about reproduce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean productive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reproduce pranks.
A mathematician, a physicist and a biologist all stand in front of an empty house.
Suddenly, two people enter the house and after a couple of minutes, three people leave through the front door.
The biologist says - They must've reproduced!
The physicist says - This must be a measurement error!
The mathematician says - If one more person enters, the house will be empty!
a long fish story
An ichthyology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How are the studies going?" the bartender asks. "Really great. In fact, right now I'm working on my thesis to explain why koi fish always swim in groups of four," the student replies. "Why do they do that?" the bartender asks. "Well, in the wild, if a group of four koi are attacked by a predator, the odds are good that let's say the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi will all escape to reproduce and live another day," the student says. "Because the predator will always go for the D koi."
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How do boats reproduce if they are all girls?
They are covered in s**....
2 people walk into a building...
and 3 come out. A logistician says "There must have already been a person in the building". A biologist says "They must have reproduced", and a mathematician says "There are now negative one people in the building"
A statistician, a mathematician, and a biologist are standing outside a house.
They watch two people walk in. A couple hours later, they watch three people walk out.
The statistician considers the problem for a moment, then thinks to himself: "Oh, we must have miscounted."
The biologist, naturally, goes through a similar moment of introspection before deciding, "Ah, they must have reproduced!"
Meanwhile, the mathematician arrived at the solution almost immediately: "If one person goes back into the house, it will be completely empty!"
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist.
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting on a Starbucks patio across from an abandoned building when a car pulls up, and two people get out and enter the building.
A few minutes go by, three people exit the building, get into the car and drive off.
"Hmm," says the physicist, "our original count must have been inaccurate."
"Ahh," says the biologist, "they must have reproduced!"
"Aha!" says the mathematician, "now if exactly one person enters the building, it will be empty again!"
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How do h**... gourds reproduce?
They pump kin.
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Why can't ghosts reproduce?
Because they have hollow weenies!
Happy Spooktober!
My wife and I were talking about our physical relationship.
"I wish you were more of a lion," she said.
"A lion? Why?" I asked.
She said, "They are masculine and aggressive."
"I wish you were more of a mule," I said.
"A mule? Why?" she asked.
I said, "They can't reproduce."
Breakfast
Since we're all dad's here (our women and non-reproducing friends included) I'm hoping you can help me with some kid advice. You see my kids are always arguing they want sugary breakfasts. Froot-Loops and Pop Tarts or what have you.
How can I get them to eat something healthy?
My kids are imporridgable
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If bees reproduce by s**... bees having i**... with the queen bee...
... Then is it safe to say they're into BeeDSM?
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Which o**... helps female loaves of bread reproduce?
The gluterus.
