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Short reproduce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reproduce humour may include short reproduction jokes also.

  1. Why don't envelopes reproduce? Because they're all mail!
    I thought of this myself. Proud of it.
  2. Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild. monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey
  3. Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't reproduce? Turns out he was having a reptile dysfunction.
  4. Modern vs back then Back then when the world started:reproducing is being successful
    Now:NOT reproducing is being successful
  5. I was shell-shocked when my neighbours brought home a test-tube baby... ...I did not know that test-tubes can reproduce.
  6. What do you call an antelope that can't reproduce? A cantelope.
  7. how does a neckbeard reproduce? through m'tosis
  8. How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother.
  9. What is the Russian army generals worst nightmare? That Finns learn to reproduce like the Chinese, or that the Chinese learn to reproduce like Finns
  10. Why couldn't the lizard reproduce? Ereptile Dysfunction

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Reproduce One Liners

Which reproduce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reproduce? I can suggest the ones about clone and give birth.

  1. How do skeletons reproduce? They bone.
  2. Some lizards are unable to reproduce It's called a reptile dysfunction
  3. How do religions reproduce? They have sects.
  4. Which mythical creature has the hardest time reproducing? A Unic- horn.
  5. Why can't ghosts reproduce? Because they have hollow weenies!
    Happy Spooktober!
  6. How do trees reproduce? They fernicate
  7. What do you call people who observe owls reproducing? A hornithologist.
  8. How do chess players reproduce? By check-mating.
  9. What do instruments do to reproduce? They have sax.
  10. how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks
  11. What army reproduces asexually? The corn army. They're only kernels and no privates
  12. slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion.
  13. Why do melons have to reproduce asexually? Because they cantelope
  14. I went to the nutcracker today Now I can't reproduce
  15. How do volcanoes reproduce? By making lava.

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Entertaining Reproduce Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about reproduce you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reproduce pranks.

A mathematician, a physicist and a biologist all stand in front of an empty house.

Suddenly, two people enter the house and after a couple of minutes, three people leave through the front door.
The biologist says - They must've reproduced!
The physicist says - This must be a measurement error!
The mathematician says - If one more person enters, the house will be empty!

a long fish story

An ichthyology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How are the studies going?" the bartender asks. "Really great. In fact, right now I'm working on my thesis to explain why koi fish always swim in groups of four," the student replies. "Why do they do that?" the bartender asks. "Well, in the wild, if a group of four koi are attacked by a predator, the odds are good that let's say the A koi, the B koi, and the C koi will all escape to reproduce and live another day," the student says. "Because the predator will always go for the D koi."

How do boats reproduce if they are all girls?

They are covered in s**....

An engineer, a biologist and a mathematician are watching a bar

As they watch, two people enter.
Later, three people leave.
The engineer says, "There was someone in there before."
The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."
The mathematician says, "If one more person enters there will be nobody left in the bar."

2 people walk into a building...

and 3 come out. A logistician says "There must have already been a person in the building". A biologist says "They must have reproduced", and a mathematician says "There are now negative one people in the building"

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician...

...is sitting at a café watching the building across the road. They see one person entering the main door, and soon after, two persons leaving the building.
"Ah! They must have reproduced in there!" says the biologist.
"Nah, there must have been some error in our first measurement" says the physicist.
"If one person enters now", says the mathematician, "the building will be empty!".

A Chemist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician are all sitting at an outdoor cafe...

A chemist, a biologist, and a mathematician are all sitting at an outdoor cafe. Across the street is an old, abandoned house. As they sit, they watch two people go into the house. A short while later, three come out.
The chemist says: "the measurements were wrong."
The biologist says: "they reproduced."
The mathematician says "if one more person goes in, the house will be empty again!"

A statistician, a mathematician, and a biologist are standing outside a house.

They watch two people walk in. A couple hours later, they watch three people walk out.
The statistician considers the problem for a moment, then thinks to himself: "Oh, we must have miscounted."
The biologist, naturally, goes through a similar moment of introspection before deciding, "Ah, they must have reproduced!"
Meanwhile, the mathematician arrived at the solution almost immediately: "If one person goes back into the house, it will be completely empty!"

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were monitoring a house...

They saw one person walk in, but several months later they saw two walk out.
The biologist said: "They must've reproduced!"
The physicist said: "It must be a calculation error"
The mathematician said: "If one more walks in, the house will be empty"

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are relaxing on a hill

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are relaxing on a hill overlooking an abandoned house. They watch two people enter the house through a broken window. Time passes. Later they observe three people leave the house.
The physicist says, "Our measurements weren't accurate."
The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."
The mathematician says, "If one more person goes inside, the house will be empty."

A zoologist, a statistician, and a mathematician are sitting across the street from an empty house.

While they are sitting there they see two people enter the house. A short while later they see three people leave the house.
The zoologist says "They must have reproduced."
The statistician says "Our initial count must have been wrong."
The mathematician says "If one more person goes into that house it will be empty again."

A physicist, a biologist, a programmer, and a mathematician ....

are sitting at a café across from an empty building.
They observe two people enter and then, later, three leave.
The physicist says, "Apparently there was some error with our measurements."
The biologist says, "Obviously, they reproduced while in the building."
The mathematician opines, "If now one more were to enter the building, it would again be empty."
And then the programmer replies "they must've used a b**...".

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist.

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting on a Starbucks patio across from an abandoned building when a car pulls up, and two people get out and enter the building.
A few minutes go by, three people exit the building, get into the car and drive off.
"Hmm," says the physicist, "our original count must have been inaccurate."
"Ahh," says the biologist, "they must have reproduced!"
"Aha!" says the mathematician, "now if exactly one person enters the building, it will be empty again!"

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a street cafe watching a house across the street.

They notice two people entering the house and, after a while, three people leaving the house.
"The measurement wasn't accurate!", says the physicist.
"They must have reproduced!", says the biologist.
The mathematician says, "Should one more person enter the house, then it will be empty."

A Mathematician, a Biologist, and a Physicist...

are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.".
The Biologist: "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."

How do h**... gourds reproduce?

They pump kin.

A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician are watching an empty house.

2 people walk in and a while later, 3 people walk out.
The biologist says: They must have reproduced.
The engineer says: Our assumptions must have been wrong.
The mathematician says: If someone walks into the house, it will be empty again.
(Found this in a comment by Superkingoftacos on a YouTube short about negative mass by ActionLab)

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are observing an empty house.

They see a man walk into the house. An hour later, two men walk out of the house.
The physicist says, "There must have been an error when measuring the number of people entering the house!"
The biologist says, "The man must have somehow reproduced!"
The mathematician says, "There are now -1 people in the house."

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house

They watch as two people walk in, and a while later three people walk out.
"The initial measurement was incorrect," says the physicist.
"They must have reproduced," says the biologist.
"If exactly one person goes in, the house will be empty," says the mathematician.

The House Problem

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people enter the house; A while later, they watch three people leave the house.
The physicist says, The initial measurement wasn't accurate.
The biologist counters, They must have reproduced.
Finally, the mathematician suggests, If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty again.

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