Reprimand Jokes
8 reprimand jokes and hilarious reprimand puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reprimand that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good reprimand joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A judge is reprimanding the defendant in a trial: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again!
Your Honor, the defendant says, that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a giraffe?
A stern reprimand from the bioethics committee.
A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners
After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the hardest worker motivated and asked exactly what he supposed to do, to which the Human Resources manager replied, Treat him like any mini miner, Moe.
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A guy walks into a bar, orders a bottle of champagne and yells "Happy New Year!"
"It's not even close to midnight yet, you idiot," the bartender reprimands him. "Oh, I'm sorry. I suspect I might have a rare medical condition that makes me yell that," the guy apologizes. "I think I suffer from p**... congratulations."
What do you get when you cross a cow, an octopus, and a man?
a reprimand from the ethics commissioner.
Why does the foreman keep reprimanding his welding employees?
He likes to test their metal.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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God is in Heaven and looks down on the Garden of Eden...
... and he sees Adam and Eve being more intimate than he'd planned.
So God rushes down as fast as he can and catches up with Adam and reprimands him.
What do you think you're doing? You're both supposed to remain pure!
Adam looks down, embarrassed and God soon notices that Eve is nowhere to be seen.
Wait a minute. Adam, where's Eve?
Oh well... she's in the ocean... washing up.
God facepalms and exclaims, d**...! I'll never be able to get the smell out of the fish!
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