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Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press.
Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.
I just got a repressed memory foam mattress.
It holds me just like my uncle used to.
Just got a repressed memory foam mattress,
it holds me just like my gym teacher did
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog!
Unless it's a repressed memory, I made this puppy up myself...
A woman walked into Dr Smith's office and introduced herself.
Hi, I'm Dr Yvette Tan, I've just become an accredited psychiatrist and would love to work as part of your medical practice .
Despite some misgivings, Dr Tan assured him she'd be needed eventually, and once he'd checked all her papers, he set her up in an empty office down the hall.
The next morning a man came in to see him and yelled out Doctor! I feel like I'm a dog!
Ah yes, the doctor replies, I think you'll need to see Yvette
I have been trying Chinese medicine for depression for about two months now
I think its working. My tears have certainly been repressed.
Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed s**... interests?
It has some kinks to work out.
What do you call a s**... repressed bandit?
Rubbin' Hood
If you are having difficulty explaining your repressed anxiety regarding overengineered buildings..
you might have a complex complex complex complex.
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