Representative Jokes

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Representative jokes - Get ready to laugh! This collection of jokes is perfect for medical representatives, class representatives, customer service representatives, sales representatives, student representatives, spokespeople, council members, and CFOs alike. Enjoy this compilation of funny one-liners and stories sure to bring a smile to your face.

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Short representative jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The representative humour may include short congressman jokes also.

  1. Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him
  2. A cannibal in a courtroom Representing himself, the cannibal was asked by the judge if he had anything to say.
    "If the quote "You are what you eat" is true then I am an innocent man."
  3. Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low.
    (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)
  4. Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
  5. I hired a guy to represent me in court today. He was very cheap and brought me the best cup of coffee. Unfortunately we lost the case.
    He told me next time hire a barrister and not a barista.
  6. It's funny how the colors Red, White, and Blue represent freedom. Until they're flashing behind your car
  7. Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent
  8. I hate it when people use the average of several data points to represent their data. It's just mean.
  9. My friends think that your name represents what you should do in life. Dina worked to find a dinosaur fossil, and Jack became a lumberjack, We don't talk about Cliff.
  10. A study conducted on representation of persons with disabilities found that blind people were 100% less likely to see themselves represented in the media

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Which representative one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with representative? I can suggest the ones about senator and politician.

  1. What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson.
  2. Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name Perhaps Hungary represents them well.
  3. Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car.
  4. What do you call your government representative? Anything you want; he's not listening.
  5. It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you
  6. I think I've identified why roses represent love They're thorny
  7. I asked the lgbtqia+ representative what they stand for Couldn't get a straight answer.
  8. Why did the sales representative quit their job? Chronic depression
  9. Why was the representative so good at cartwheeling? He was a spokesman.
  10. Phone Provider: The next call representative will be available in 10-15 Flute Solos
  11. That's so Dope Russia wanted it to represent them in the next Olympic game
  12. Who represents a Ghost in court? A Paralegal.
  13. Michael Avenatti is no longer representing Stormy Daniels In other words - he pulled out
  14. Q. What videogame best represents capitalism? A. Donkey Kong
  15. What does Mistletoe represent? It's Christmas Thyme.

Sales Representative Jokes

Here is a list of funny sales representative jokes and even better sales representative puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Not sure about this new job offer for prosthetics sales representatives... I don't want to be involved in arms dealing.

Class Representative Jokes

Here is a list of funny class representative jokes and even better class representative puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies 3 days later he came to class with a cake claiming his baby went through puberty.
Representative joke, A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies

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A woman giddily asks her husband...

"Honey, if you could pick any number to represent me, what would it be?"
"Pi," said the husband.
"Oh!" she replied "That's interesting. Does it have something to do with circles?"
"No," he said. "But Pi is irrational, darling."

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a v**...."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get s**...."

The half-wit

A man owned a small farm in Norfolk.
The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

A picture worth millions

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you & your secretary."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

Why did the s**... offender represent himself at his trial?

Because he thought he could get himself off.

Electrical Hum - True story

Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. I told the rep that the hum always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
He said " Do u know why it hums?"
Me, expecting a technical response, " No I dont know. Why does it hum?"
With a totally serious face he replied " Cuz it dont know the fookin words"

What is the Roman Empire?

In the heart of the bustling Roman Empire, there was a philosopher known for his wisdom, humor, and the ability to make light of the most complex issues. One day, a curious citizen confronted him, asking "What exactly is the Roman Empire?"
The philosopher paused for a moment before saying, "Imagine a man trying to wrestle a lion. The man is strong and well-prepared, but he is, after all, merely a man. The lion is wild, ferocious, and barely within his control. Yet, the man does not back down; he dives headfirst into the tangle, figuring out how to tackle it as he goes along. That, my friend, is the Roman Empire."
The citizen blinked and asked, "So, we're the man in this scenario, right? Struggling against the fierce lion that is the vast world?"
"No, not exactly," chuckled the philosopher. "You see, the man is the Roman Empire, always seeking to overcome, control, and rule, even when the odds seem overwhelming. The lion, rather, represents the infinite sea of cultures, lands, and people that the Empire constantly tangles with."
"But what if the lion eventually wins?" queried the citizen, now intrigued.
"Well," the philosopher answered with a mischievous glint in his eye, "Then the joke's on us, isn't it?"
The gathered crowd erupted into laughter, appreciating the wit and wisdom tied into the punchline. After all, understanding the Roman Empire didn't just involve historical facts and figures; sometimes, it was just about appreciating the irony!

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve

They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a c**..., so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?' Answer: 'They're Carol's.'

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

A child asks his mother

why the bride wears white on her wedding day. His mother responds, "Because white represents happiness, and that's the happiest day of her life!" The child thinks for a while and then asks, "Then why does the groom wear black?"

Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays.

Reddit is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every subreddit, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best Dave & Buster's subreddit I've ever interacted with.

Representative joke, Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays.