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- Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
- My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
- Is this the right sub? Need help repairing my fence. It seems everyone knows how to repost here.
- What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of) - Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
- How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
- I'm having some real trouble mending my broken fence. Can anyone here give me some tips?
I was told you guys are the best at reposting. - If I had a dollar for every time I saw that rabbit typo joke reposted here I'd be a millionhare
- Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost.
- The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq They call it the Sims
Note: this technically a repost
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- Reposting this one because it didn't get enough upvotes last time. 1
- Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
- What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
- What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician Sherlock Ohms
- Why are there two "d"s in Reddit? The second one's a repost.
- What's the difference between a joke and a repost??? ...about two hours.
- What does Vlad the Impaler do when he runs out of victims? Repost.
- What's the difference between an octopus and a squid? A squid has TEN-TICKLES!
- Okay guys, that's enough Russian reposts today. I'm sick of Putin up with it.
- Roses are red, reposting is lame, But not every joke here is always the same.
- The F in orphans stands for family If ykyk (I'll remove if it's a repost)
- I have a spreadsheet of all the Abe Lincoln reposts. I call them my Lincoln logs.
- Scrolling this sub is like fixing a fence that's fallen. Repost. Repost. Repost.
- Why do environmentalists love this sub? Reword, Repost, Recycle!
- Yo mama so old, She remembers the first repost.
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Original Pun Thread!
Rules: Give us the worst puns that YOU HAVE COME UP WITH YOURSELF. No reposts :)
I'll go ahead and post some of mine.
Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed...
...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work.
We've heard 9/11 Jokes before, and they're just not funny
anymore. So how about supporting the other 2/11 which aren't reposts?
I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts.
"Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"
Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic?
I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.
Reposts are historically significant
Reposters shouldnt be warned for reposting.
They should be concidered Historians and respected as such.
All these reposts are turning me into a bicycle.
I'm just two-tired to put up with them any longer.
[OC] A friend of mine told me I should never steal
Because I will only end up getting karma'd. Thanks to his advice, I've gotten triple my original amount after only a few reposts.
Look on the bright side
With net neutrality repealed, at least we won't be able to view all these reposts
TIL there are cool machines that go under the water! I'd like to get in one which doesn't have a place where reposts can reproduce!
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I heard you like reposts, so here's one from 114 years ago.
**TOWN AND COUNTRY**
The young woman who was boarding at the farmhouse expressed to the farmer her anxiety at the savage way in which the cow regarded her.
It must be on account of that red blouse you've got on, miss, answered the farmer.
Dear me! exclaimed the girl. Of course, it's out of fashion; but I had no idea a country cow would notice it.
(From the London Journal, July 2nd, 1904)
[Not a joke] Something really needs to be done with reposts on this sub.
Maybe make it a bannable offense but the quality of this sub is severely degrading with the amount of reposts...
A lot of people complain about reposts, but I ran the numbers and only about 0.2% of people actually repost jokes here
Earth has ~7 and a half billion people; this sub only has ~14 million
If I had a dollar for every person complaining about reposts in this sub
Warren Buffet would look up to me
Most of the jokes here remind me of the fake markets in china
They're a ripoff of the original .
Seriously, check before you post your jokes. I hate reposts
We all complain about reposts, but do you know where new jokes come from?
A dad joke meets a yo mama joke... and then they screw in a lightbulb.
What advise would you give to your X year old self?
... Just since reposts are so popular here.
My dad is like the reposts on this sub.
I see him on a regular basis and he stopped being funny a long time ago.
See, I would make a joke about this sub's reposts and repetition,
but then again this pointless format has been used countless times since we've all gotten here.
This sub is starting quite lame in 2019.
All the reposts sound if they were from last year.
A moderator told me to make three posts a day.
My wife keeps insisting that I am dyslexic and it's reposts all the way.
Last week I moved into a new suburb
My neighbour came over on the first day and borrowed a hammer so he could replace his white picket fence. I watched as he took the pickets off one by one until they were all off and then he stood there looking confused. I went over with a shovel and asked if he needed a hand. He said "no I'm alright, I'm just deciding whether to repost because this place hates reposts"
I don't often tell dad jokes
But when I do, they're usually reposts.
My friend Manuel mailed a bush to my brother, and my brother mailed it back to him.
So then Manuel mailed the bush to some of his other friends, but each one sent it back. When he mailed it to me, I asked him why he keeps doing that. He told me that this shrub has Manny reposts.
I'm starting to think that reincarnation is a real thing.
I mean just take a look at the number of reposts on this sub.
What is relationship of Buddhism and reposts. ?
When someone starts a joke with Buddhism it will end up with reposts.
Echos are really just audible reposts...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I haven't had a new thought in a month
It's all reposts
Did you know there is a category for the best reposts of all times?
It's called 'Hot'.
What do repaired fences and Reddit have in common?
They're both full of reposts.
Why is Reddit named Reddit?
Because all the posts are reposts and you've already read it
Why does everyone complain about reposts?
Because they've already reddit.
Why are reposts always upvoted more than original jokes?
You need to tell it to a redditor multiple times for them to get it.
Please don't post any more school shooting jokes, consider them rule 10 - overly offensive.
Let's give each other time to heal and get back to the reposts we all know and love (just kidding) - but enough is enough of these.
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What's the best part about having Alzheimer's?
You get to laugh at all the reposts on here everytime.
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A burglar broke into our house last night…
I didn't fight back, I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and the 3 cats did the rest.
(Copied from a comment I saw to funny not to share since this whole sub is reposts)
