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Reposting Jokes

48 reposting jokes and hilarious reposting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reposting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Reposting Jokes

Short reposting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reposting humour may include short tweet jokes also.

  1. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
  2. My annual cake day joke repost - how can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized
  3. My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
  4. Is this the right sub? Need help repairing my fence. It seems everyone knows how to repost here.
  5. What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
    -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
  6. Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
  7. How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
  8. If two redheads have a child, it's ginger-bred. Yeah I reposted this for the 6th time in six years on this sub
  9. I'm having some real trouble mending my broken fence. Can anyone here give me some tips?
    I was told you guys are the best at reposting.
  10. If I had a dollar for every time I saw that rabbit typo joke reposted here I'd be a millionhare

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about reposting can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of reposting puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Reposting One Liners

Which reposting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reposting? I can suggest the ones about karma and unoriginal.

  1. Reposting this one because it didn't get enough upvotes last time. 1
  2. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
  3. What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
  4. What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician Sherlock Ohms
  5. Why are there two "d"s in Reddit? The second one's a repost.
  6. Why is it called almond Milk? Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.
  7. What's the difference between a joke and a repost??? ...about two hours.
  8. What does Vlad the Impaler do when he runs out of victims? Repost.
  9. What's the difference between an octopus and a squid? A squid has TEN-TICKLES!
  10. What comes after 69 ? Mouthwash (sorry if its a repost)
  11. Okay guys, that's enough Russian reposts today. I'm sick of Putin up with it.
  12. Roses are red, reposting is lame, But not every joke here is always the same.
  13. The F in orphans stands for family If ykyk (I'll remove if it's a repost)
  14. How does an uncreative redditor get karma... Piece of Cake Or a repost, evidently
  15. I have a spreadsheet of all the Abe Lincoln reposts. I call them my Lincoln logs.

Reposting joke, I have a spreadsheet of all the Abe Lincoln reposts.

The Funniest Reposting Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about reposting you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean unfunny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make reposting prank.

A pirate goes to a doctor...

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
(sorry if repost, haven't seen it on this sub)

Please don't post any more school shooting jokes, consider them rule 10 - overly offensive.

Let's give each other time to heal and get back to the reposts we all know and love (just kidding) - but enough is enough of these.

Met a h**... who said she'd do anything for $5

So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week

A guy visits his favorite d**...

He puts his money on the bedside table and says I've been bad, mistress. I need to be punished.
She makes him s**... and bend over as she whips his quivering bottom.
Next she makes him crawl into bed and ties him securely to the bedposts.
She runs her whip over his flesh and, as he wriggles in anticipation, the bed posts break and his arms come free.
Don't worry, I can fix this he says, as he runs out to his car. He returns in a few minutes with some tools and gets to work.
In a few minutes the bedposts are fixed.
He looks admiringly at his handiwork and beams.
Good as new, mistress!
She says This sub really loves reposts.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a v**....
Repost.

In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.
The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.
A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.
The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"
"It's hard to say."

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because this s**... parrot keeps reposting c**... jokes" said the pet store employee.

A teenager, who just turned 18, desperately wants a car.

His mother tells him to buy one himself. A chemistry student himself, he finds an effective money-making strategy. Every day, he would sell mixtures of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tennessine, and he was earning a lot from the sales. Curious, his mother asks him about the mixtures.
The teen replied: RePOsTs are the fastest way to car, Ma.

A Russian dude enters a bar wearing a tshirt saying, "Turks got 3 problems."

Obvious repost
As soon as he enters the bar a bunch of Turks stop him.
Turks: you come in our country and have the b**... to insult us.
Russian : that's your first problem. you guys gets offended so easily.
Turks: Let's get him outside.
Russian: that's your second problem. you wanna solve everything with violence.
*They gets outside of the bar and Turks starts taking their knives out*
Russian: that's your third problem. you bring knives to a gunfight.

Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over.

Sorry for the repost.

The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq

They call it the Sims
Note: this technically a repost

A lot of people complain about reposts, but I ran the numbers and only about 0.2% of people actually repost jokes here

Earth has ~7 and a half billion people; this sub only has ~14 million

My car started making this whining noise...

So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.
Sorry if this was a repost, I took a quick browse and didn't see it anywhere.

Scientists have deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be 5,500 years old. The first full sentence says

"This is a repost."

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.

Not even remotely.
(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk a**... laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)

Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)

Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging about their families. Bob and Joe are Catholic, and David is m**....
Joe says "I've got four athletic daughters. One more and I'll have a championship basketball team."
Bob responds "I've got eight athletic sons. One more and I'll have an all-Anerican baseball team."
David answers "I've got five beautiful wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help

He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting

Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic?

I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page.

A moderator of this sub is my neighbor in real life, and is demanding that my fence be removed

...just because I re-posted it.

Reposting joke, What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician

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