Repossessed Jokes
65 repossessed jokes and hilarious repossessed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about repossessed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Repossessed Short Jokes
Short repossessed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The repossessed humour may include short rented jokes also.
- Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed.
- My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
- It's a good thing that the ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money because if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house.
- I told a poltergeist that I'd give him $10,000 to leave my home forever But when I didn't pay he came back and repossessed my house
- You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house
- This is an awfully hard time for me financially. Last month I was unable to pay the bills to my exorcist and as a consequence I have been repossessed.
- If you don't keep up your regular payments to your exorcist... Your home may be repossessed
- Have you heard the one about the family who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist? Their house was repossessed.
- Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time? You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
- What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!
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Repossessed One Liners
Which repossessed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with repossessed? I can suggest the ones about confiscated and bankrupt.
- What happens when you neglect to pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
- Did you hear about the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? He got repossessed.
- A guy forgot to pay his exorcist... He got repossessed.
- What happens when you can't pay your exorcist? Repossession.
- I forgot to pay the bill for my exorsist Now I've been re-possessed.
- I never paid for my exorcism I hope I don't get repossessed.
- What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it
- I couldn't afford to pay the priest who carried out my exorcism. He repossessed my home.
- What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist? He got repossessed.
- Did you hear about the ghost who didn't pay his mortgage? His house was repossessed
- My cousin couldn't pay the church for her exorcism So they repossessed her.
- I refused to waste money paying an exorcist... so he repossessed my house.
- Always make sure to pay an exorcist in full I didn't, and he repossessed my house
- You know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
- If you don't pay your exorcist... You may get repossessed.
Howlingly Hilarious Repossessed Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about repossessed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean possession jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make repossessed pranks.
A man moves into a haunted house
After several nights of ghosts keeping him awake with their moaning and moving furniture around the house he calls an exorcist. A priest eventually comes round, performs some incantations, and sprinkles holy water around. The man was grateful for the priest's help with this haunting but says that he has no money on hand to pay him. The priest says "Fret not my son, we can send you a bill. Just pay it off within the month or we'll repossess your house."
A man so poor...
A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed.
What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?
You get repossessed.
A pious woman was possessed by a d**...
She went to her priest, desperate to relieve herself of this burden. After a few silent rituals, she was rid of the d**.... As she was exiting though, the priest extended his hand, signifying he was due payment. The woman replied, "Oh, but father, I have no money!"
She was repossessed.
What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?
You'll get repossessed!
My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist.
He was soon repossessed.
Make sure to pay your Exorcist on time, because otherwise...
...They'll repossess your home.
Always be sure to pay your exorcist.
You don't want to be repossessed
I bought a car that once belonged to an exorcist.
Unfortunately, it got repossessed.
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I couldn't afford to pay my exorcist
Now I'm worried that I'm going to get repossessed
Why do priest charge so much to exorcise your house?
Because if you don't pay, they'll just repossess your house
If you do not keep up repayments to your exorcist...
...your house may be repossessed
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism.
If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
What do you call a haunted house, whose ghost could not pay the rent?
Repossessed
Devil in the detail....
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed.
What happens if you don't pay the priest, who comes to exorcise your haunted house?
Your house gets repossessed.
A man took out a loan to pay for an exorcist...
However he couldn't make the repayments so the house was repossessed.
So my brother got an exorcism
Went fine until he fell arrears on the payments and got repossessed
A man's car gets haunted by a ghost
So he decided to go to a priest to get it removed.
The priest performs the exorcism, and it works! He successfully removes the ghost from the car. He says to the man "That'll be $250." The man refuses to pay, and so a couple weeks later his car gets repossessed.
What happens if you refuse to pay your exorcist?
You get repossessed.
If someone performs an excorcism on you, and you dont have money to pay them...
Do you get repossessed?
A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist.
He got repossessed
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist??
You get repossessed.
(Thanks to my 12 year old daughter for this one!)
Did I ever tell you about the time my friend had an exorcism and refused to pay?
He got… Repossessed.
